Johnny Williams 🇺🇸

Mostly sports. Dabbler in hot takes

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

“I cook for my husband”= You’re a slave

“We split the bills”= Your husband is useless

“I spoil my wife”= You’re a simp

“I dress modestly”= You’re in an abusive marriage

“My wife and I make decisions together”= You’re not a real man

“I can’t do random nights out because I’m married” = You’re husband/wife is controlling

“My wife earns more than me”= You’re a useless leech

“My husband is the breadwinner”= You have no say since you bring nothing to the table

“I don’t need a male/female bestie because I’m married”= Your partner is insecure

This is how some of you see the world 😂

Y’all are far too pathetic and miserable to really understand what goes into making a marriage successful. Happy couples should keep it to themselves because you guys will find a fault in everything they do.

[Johnny Williams 🇺🇸 @JohnnyShale]

"Black people don't care about sports" is a hell of a take 😂😭

[Raheem Palmer @iamrahstradamus]

White people have to be stopped with this shit. Please learn the culture of the people who play the game you’re covering. Black men don’t give a shit about your favorite baseball teams when wearing a fitted.

Out of all the questions I could have asked Harden after tonight, this would have never crossed my mind.

[Johnny Williams 🇺🇸 @JohnnyShale]

@JimsTweets Homeschooler from PA here: I took SATs every few years and, every year, my mom and I had to meet with a local education evaluator where we basically showed them the work I did that year and they'd quiz me on what I learned. We also had to drop materials off to the local district.

[Johnny Williams 🇺🇸 @JohnnyShale]

@RapSheet

[Johnny Williams 🇺🇸 @JohnnyShale]

@JClarkNBCS

[Johnny Williams 🇺🇸 @JohnnyShale]

I hawked the closings on the morning news like it was the ESPN ticker. Finally I see "Williams Valley School District - CLOSED"
I wigged out. Mom watched it until it came around again.
She stared at it and said "we live on a hill, not a valley" and we still had school that day.

[Johnny Williams 🇺🇸 @JohnnyShale]

I was homeschooled, so we never got snow days. One day we had a blizzard, I was maybe 11 or 12. Begged my mom for a snow day since all the other kids got one.
Exasperated, she finally said "fine, if you see our name in the school closings on TV, you'll get your snow day" 1/2

[Milan Busk @KarolusWangus]

This meme explains like 75% of right wing politics btw.

[Johnny Williams 🇺🇸 @JohnnyShale]

This is the worst list I've ever seen, and I've seen NFL QB tier lists

[cow @cowincrisis]

this will not be up for discussion

left:
golden retriever
border colli
st. bernard
dachshund
springer spaniel
beagle
english sheepdog
komondor
irish setter
great dane
italian greyhound
french bulldog
australian shepherd
sharpei

centralist:
labrador retriever

right:
german shepherd
chinese crested
pitbull
corgi
boxer
poodle
doberman
pomeranian
bernese mountain dog
jack russel
chow chow
airedale terrier
husky
yorkshire terrier
dalmation
rottweiler
any of those crusty white rat dogs

fascist:
chihuahua

[Crissy Froyd @crissy_froyd]

I would like to acknowledge the statements put out about me recently and that I am also no longer with USA TODAY SMG.

I regret zero of what I said and stand beside it. If you want to talk, my messages are open. My email is operative, too.

I feel I've been very transparent and did nothing wrong. I also find it so interesting that a Nancy Armour column was able to be published about Dianna Russini setting women back on USAT, but that my comments as a freelancer on my own social media about her were not fine.

Be bold and speak out. Will it make a martyr out of you? Maybe. But some things are worth it and some are not.

This was.

[Johnny Williams 🇺🇸 @JohnnyShale]

BABE NEW ANGEL HERNANDEZ CONFIRMED

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

Yeah this is the worst call in baseball history

CB Bucknor might not have a job in a month at this point

[Philly Nation @Philly__Nation]

“Billy, here are the Phillies. Their owner spends the perfect amount of money to where you can’t complain but you also can’t gloat. They have one of the best rotations in the league, an awesome bullpen, and stars in their lineup.

Their only defect is, they fucking suck.”

[Johnny Williams 🇺🇸 @JohnnyShale]

Babe wake up new Angel Hernandez just dropped

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

Incorrectly Called Balls And Strikes
(MLB Umps In Their First Outing, via @UmpScorecards)

26 CB Bucknor
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19 Tripp Gibson, Chris Segal
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16 Dan Iassogna, Ramon De Jesus
15
14 Cory Blaser, Ben May
13 Adrian Johnson, D.J. Reyburn, Bill Miller
12 Marvin Hudson, Andy Fletcher, Jim Wolf, Bruce Dreckman, Carlos Torres, Chad Whitson, Roberto Ortiz, Malachi Moore
11 Chris Conroy, David Rackley, Sean Barber
10 Brian O'Nora, Chris Guccione, Stu Scheurwater, Will Little, Brennan Miller
9 Laz Diaz, Mark Wegner, Alan Porter, Lance Barrett, Ryan Additon, Nestor Ceja, Adam Beck
8 Lance Barksdale, Rob Drake, John Tumpane, Gabe Morales, Jansen Visconti
7 Doug Eddings, Alfonso Márquez, Ryan Blakney, Quinn Wolcott
6 Chad Fairchild, James Hoye, Mike Muchlinski
5 Jordan Baker, Ryan Wills

[Johnny Williams 🇺🇸 @JohnnyShale]

@Ihartitz I'm this tweet. This tweet is me

[Dave Helman @davehelman_]

perhaps my hottest Cowboys take is that Cowboys fans younger than 40 are the most loyal in sports

imagine dealing with front runner accusations & leaguewide derision through an entire lifetime of incompetence & heartbreak.

love y’all

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Being a ~35 or younger Cowboys fan is pretty brutal because you’re simultaneously viewed as a bandwagon frontrunner and you’ve also literally never seen your team even make the NFC Championship

[Johnny Williams 🇺🇸 @JohnnyShale]

The irony....

[Dan Orlovsky @danorlovsky7]

“We should celebrate being real and honest and not fake”

-Coach K

Couldn’t agree more.

[Breiden Fehoko @BreidenFehoko]

Please stay woke man. None of these guys believe what they’re saying.

[JT @CondorSZN]

"Kindness is free" gimmick after getting cooked for being a disingenuous shill 🫩

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

The only pure, untainted sports opinion you can trust is that of a fan who hates his team.