Johnny Synnical

Admirer of sarcasm and fine pizzas. A metal musician, aspiring actor, writer, roleplayer and gamer. Happily fulfilling the role of the uncool kid.

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@trussliz @realDonaldTrump Girl’s embracing her Red Cabbage era. Lettuce is old hat nowadays

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@LeeHurstComic @elonmusk You do realize that ‘woke’ means ‘awoken/woken up ’ right?

Would have thought a ‘comedian’ would have more understanding of language than that…

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@Txu4547 @thatchrispalmer @angermeier_w @maddenifico Hope it’s Ben and Jerry’s ice cream.

Cookie Dough with a sprinkle of fabulous ✨💅

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@Ellen_Savage1 @maddenifico Don’t like it when others express their freedom of speech, huh?

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@StoicCountryBoy @BrittanyinTexas Ah yes, here’s the ‘empathy’ you all were lecturing people about when Charlie Kirk was assassinated…

[💕 Brittany Belle 💕 @BrittanyinTexas]

A British woman, 23, was shot dead by her father in Texas after a Donald Trump argument. Yes, really.

She reportedly asked him, “How would you feel if I was the girl in that situation and I’d been sexually assaulted?” 💀

https://t.co/oC0RuUrQsm

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@LqLana She literally is sitting there like the Grim Reaper trying to ‘spread Christmas joy’…

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Don’t get me wrong, I have huge respect for athletes, and ice skaters are truly impeccably skilled. Robin Cousins has my respect for what he used to do. But my god… he’s a right grumpy git on the commentary #BBCWinterOlympics

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@SenRickScott When you say ‘freedom’ that means being free to criticize the government, which is what makes it a democracy.

So y’know, quit whining. You have citizens being murdered on US streets by armed state thugs. That’s reflecting way worse on the US than athletes having an opinion…

[Mr. Slow Crow 🇸🇮🇭🇷🇪🇺 @MrSlowCrow]

@marlene4719 @CensoredHumans

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@smelltheasphalt @marlene4719 @CensoredHumans I really hope if you have a daughter she doesn’t have some creep letching on her one day. Because this is exactly that.

Weird the party who claim to wanna ‘protect all women even if they don’t want it’ can’t see this man for the predator he is when he’s blatantly being a creep

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@Outspoken_Sam Not many other countries have:

-A 34x convicted felon as President
-State funded masked thugs killing people in the streets
-People relying on tips to survive
-A leader who cares more about ballrooms than the people
-Regular School Shootings
-Stephen Miller in general 🤢

Etc…

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

MAGA: It’s America, the halftime show should be performed in English!!

Kid Rock: 🗣️ BaWiTdAbA dA BaNg Da BaNg DiGgY dIgGy DiGgy

[Sarah Wood @sarahwoodwriter]

My almost 105 year old abuelita-in-law is VERY excited for Bad Bunny. She came from the island, and for her entire life, she’s been an American citizen! Voted for FDR! 🇵🇷🇺🇸

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@LangmanVince @Warwickian1971 I’m literally everything MAGA hates, but nah, cool ad. Just wish Budweiser was better beer lol.

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@AfRedwave @ArtCandee As an Englishman, I have opinions on that…

[Lucas Sanders 👊🏽🔥🇺🇸 @LucasSa56947288]

Here’s Erika Kirk entrance at the @TPUSA All-American Halftime Show tonight:

#SuperBowl 

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@10xJDOG @D_Town_303 @itsdeaann English is widely used in the US, but calling it the ‘native language’? C’mon. Really?

[Carlos A. Rodríguez @CarlosHappyNPO]

I live in Bad Bunny’s hometown.

We shop where he worked as a bagger.

We deliver lunches in the community he was raised.

Members of his family have been volunteers at our non-profit.

And from here, we can tell the world: he is generous, he is genuine, he is talented, he is us.

[💙🌊 Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🌊🖋️🧫 @herotimeszero]

MAGA currently boycotting:

-Bad Bunny.
-NFL.
-Olympics.
-Grammys.
-Dentists.
-Education.
-Logic.
-Competence.
-Reality.
-Winning.