Johnny Neeson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇦🇺

Me: Belleisle, Ivanhoe, Rosanna, C’wealth, Kooyonga, The National, Surbiton, Chantilly, Palm Resort, ZH Zumikon.
2025 70+ Aust Hickory Champ

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@returntoquality Fitted for irons twice. Both really disappointing.
Had more success with off-the-shelf sets and older sets I reshafted myself.

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@necky_fade In ‘86 I was at the peak of my golf. Playing off 2 HCP just playing weekends when half the guys in the State team were off 1.
I drove it about 250y and thought that pros who drove 275y were supermen.
All this additional distance is not needed and not an improvement.
#Relativity

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@rtralphy I’m tipping that if they don’t give Hird a chance at redemption, 10,000 members will resign. It’s a no-brainer.

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@doglegpar3 Most Ams would slice to Hell and back from here. 😳

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@TalkBirdie_ToMe @nickohern @MarkAllenGolf Straddling the line of your intended putt should be banned. It’s an infected boil on the rump of what’s left of our great game.
I don’t switch on to watch ‘line-dancing’.🤨

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@jamierkennedy Paying to wear company logos is stupid enough but wearing someone else’s initials is a sign that you need help.

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@EdPascoe_Draft Ridley?
He’s played 21 games in 2.5 years. I’ve almost forgotten what he looks like.

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@drakesmith__ No line. Don’t need it.
1) I’m pretty good at aiming the putter.
2) With a ‘straight’ line on a round ball I’d never be happy that it was correct.
3) Tried it and lost focus on my target.
4) I hate with a passion this business of marking and adjusting the ball 2-3 times.

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@RalphyHeraldSun Any player who just wants personal
glory, does not belong in a ‘team’.
Get rid of him.

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@CalTwomey Coaching Innovation / Strategy Manager?
Gimme a break. Who are all these people?
No wonder the players are confused. 🤪

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@ballboysfantasy I’m a Dons fan but this is rubbish. You want to do better? Get stronger players, better coaches, better development, better training, better selectors.

It would be simpler to give them a 4 goal start in each match.

Football is the last place in which we need socialism.

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@benpearlgolf Thanks.
I used to love repairing and tinkering with golf clubs. I used to have a better workshop than our local pro. But lost my shed when a bush fire destroyed it. Couldn’t be bothered replacing all the tools because a younger pro took over and upgraded his shop. 👍🏻

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@MrPotatoHeadUSA The cutest menace you’ll ever encounter on a golf course.

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@benpearlgolf I was messing with an old driver head yesterday which has a blind bore.
What’s the minimum insertion depth for a carbon fibre driver shaft, if you don’t mind me asking? Is 32mm enough?

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@heraldsunsport Even the GA muppets probably thought that rock bands, fireworks, beer throwing shotgun starts and team rubbish were a bit much for a 122 year old National Open which has managed to cling to some dignity in the face of unrelenting boorishness. 🙂

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@BryanTweed16 @Weatherhack My first trip back to Scotland in July 1982. After an early dinner my uncle & I took on my cousin & his uncle over Old Prestwick. Green fee about £8.
We shot 65 better ball and they paid for the pints in a local pub as we watched the gloaming descend over the Firth of Clyde. 🙂

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@RSN927 @sportsbetcomau They’re so far down at the moment, they should get packages from UNHCR, the World Health Organisation,
the World Bank and the Salvation Army. 😀

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@FootyonNine Any potential candidate who says ‘I’m not applying if James Hird is being considered’, is a dud, and should be ruled out immediately.
#Weak

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@GOLFPASS @martinhallGC @GolfChannel @PGATOUR One of the hallmarks of a good ball striker is that he doesn’t back up his head away from the ball.
Most amateurs stand-up and have their head inches further from the ball than it was at address. That’s a lot of recalculating the brain needs to do.