johnny

heart burn survivor

[johnny @Johnny_James_]

Never doing a tea off again. Got smoked by a 15 year old

[Sourdeath Sam @SourdeathSam]

Somewhere in this great nation, there are a handful of women who are getting absolutely flamed in their group chat over their “NFL” ex-boyfriend.

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Yall are SICK 😭

[Annie Agar @AnnieAgar]

april: “i miss football”
may: “i miss football”
june: “i miss football”
july: “i miss football”
august: “i miss football”
september: “SHOTGUN ON 4th and 1?! i hate this f***ing team.”

[KJ @1of1goat]

I never understood how niggas that beat bitches always got a bitch to beat

[TigerGamingFTWB @TigerGamingFTWB]

Lucia: Babe I wanna rob a bank where are you

Jason and the 30 year-old Whataburger employee:

[Kai @SznPltts]

you put Tua brain inside a bird it would start having a seizure

[BIG Hardy O @BigO2286]

Then why does it go to @Israel ?

[Qsama bin Johnston @QsamaBJohnston]

Joe Burrow by week 5

[EVERYTHING RED 💯 @HealthWealth049]

Nigga said JAM stand for JUST ASK ME 🤦🏾😂

[mara @vixeias]

why is everyone except me dying i have fomo

[Zack Reese @zackreese]

After I eat a pinfall

[#SurvivingLynch @SadNinersFan]

The Raiders drafted Cuban Jimmy Garoppolo number 1 overall

[Neptilius Prime @NeptuniusIII]

“Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing” - Optimus Prime 💔

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

fuck I really hope I don’t die this week nobody’s gonna give a fuck.

[dyson daniels floater @killmesIime]

Can’t wait to drop a grenade in the ring when I find out I’m not going over

[Koechii_Karamoko @me_right_now_w_]

God watching Solomon use the wisdom he gave him to get himself 1000 hoes