Johnroy

[Johnroy @JohnroyNotJR]

@RealAMUpdate This seems like an app AI could concoct.

[Johnroy @JohnroyNotJR]

@RealAMUpdate On your soup o meter, Greenville Sc rates a braise with the lid on. 81% humidity, 3 mph wind, 92 degrees.

[Johnroy @JohnroyNotJR]

Shout out to @Joshua_the_car. I would like to hear a good interview on your show.

[Steve Deace @SteveDeaceShow]

Today’s podcast — our week in review roundtable says it’s time to focus more of our attention onto China. With @TimRunsHisMouth

https://t.co/9OLkAsdato

[Katy Faust @Katy_Faust]

That's... our billboard.

[Johnroy @JohnroyNotJR]

@RealAMUpdate Please include the “misgendered” blue wig clip for the day job. I heard Lord Nefarious

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Ending the trip in the nations capital🇺🇸

[Johnroy @JohnroyNotJR]

@mattvanswol @harryjsisson I actually agree with Harry on this. What sense is it to put this piece of art in a place that doesn’t appreciate and will destroy it. Similar to the Irena painting that some bureaucrat commie painted over.

[Johnroy @JohnroyNotJR]

@JoshDaws Amaze. Amaze.

[Johnroy @JohnroyNotJR]

@nosoup4knowles Which makes this so disappointing. What happened that was so bad between Ben and Jeremy that he won’t call Ben on the birth of a new kid and it broke up the band?

[𝕛𝕒𝕪 @SadVikes]

Got the whole world rooting against us in a sport we don't even care about

Gentlemen, we made it 🇺🇸

[Johnroy @JohnroyNotJR]

You could watch Young Washington this July 4th….or instead watch Independence Day: 1776 with Will Sm…George flying an Eagle.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

[Greater Than Campaign @MakeKidsGreater]

A nationwide survey of 1,200 conservative and moderate voters conducted June 14-16 by The Decision Co. finds what the left has long denied: Americans believe children need a mother and a father.

https://t.co/e2G7BDZ6h0

[Johnroy @JohnroyNotJR]

@JoshDaws “Read me. I’m special.” - Chuck Missler

[Johnroy @JohnroyNotJR]

@FreddyLA7 My guy! Visiting Cedar Point! The promised land of rollercoasters!

[Emanuel Quiñones @EQuinones6310]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America!
The greatest country on earth.

[Johnroy @JohnroyNotJR]

@JoshDaws I keep hearing the term “mixed feelings” from band members. It sounds like virtue signaling most of the time now

[Johnroy @JohnroyNotJR]

@mindpumpsal To a point. Those Charlie Kirk conspiracies are 0-♾️