John B

[John B @JohnsGoodTweets]

A 6-Pack a day keeps the six pack away amiright

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

The Taking of Christ, by Francisco de Goya, 1798

[John B @JohnsGoodTweets]

I don’t always go to the convenience store

but when I do

there’s a 50 year old woman frantically playing Keno/lottery tickets right in front of me for 10 minutes.

[John B @JohnsGoodTweets]

@PGATOUR Calling my mom to pick me up

[yung zoë @yungkitty404]

F1 Driver, hottest Italian guy you've ever seen: I don't think about crashing at all. Just doesn't cross my mind.

Golfer who looks like he has fetal alcohol syndrome: It's life or death out there. Every day I live in fear that the game will eat me alive

[John B @JohnsGoodTweets]

@GolfDigest

[John B @JohnsGoodTweets]

@mugshawtys A cock pot and a crock pot? Sheeeesh.

[Matthew McConaughey @McConaughey]

#iMcConaughey
#valentinesday

[TROX @iamTROX]

Rodney Mullen 2.0

[John B @JohnsGoodTweets]

There are few things more exciting than seeing new Skrillex drop, his production is insane since he died for the sins of dubstep and was reincarnated

[John B @JohnsGoodTweets]

@SteveCampy Couldn’t agree more. I always knew you had at least 3-5 more blue cans in you that weekend at the tracks of Loudon

[John B @JohnsGoodTweets]

@PGATOURU @TexasTechMGolf https://t.co/y7NF8nfSWH

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

It’s only a Ponzi if it comes from the Ponzi region of France. Otherwise, it’s just sparkling crypto.

[John B @JohnsGoodTweets]

@GolfDigest Has anyone ever seen a straighter collar to lobe?

[John B @JohnsGoodTweets]

@hubermanlab @lexfridman The perfect “if you anyone laughs one more time this whole class is getting detention��� expression

[nelson @madebynelson_]

🔓✨

[John B @JohnsGoodTweets]

@CaddieNetwork @WasteManagement Social media clout is one hell of a drug

[John B @JohnsGoodTweets]

@POTUS Reality:

“Okay so we got 3 tacos, side of guac, gonna give you the 50% discount sir!”

“That’ll be $47.95”

[John B @JohnsGoodTweets]

@unusual_whales I couldn’t focus enough to read past the big letters, what did it say?

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

"can you explain this gap in your resume?" oh, yeah, that's when i was trapped inside of a supernatural jungle-based board game

[John B @JohnsGoodTweets]

*45% of those surveyed cite “Wild Hogs”, starring Tim Allen, as their favorite film

[John B @JohnsGoodTweets]

Newly released data on people who ride motorcycles find that only 2% of the demographic are cool, freedom loving people whereas the remaining 98% are clowns with a death wish*