John Smith

On average, a human has strictly less than 2 legs and 2 arms

[John Smith @JohnsMyrth]

@_Saretz Bioware story writers butchered Dorian and Scout Harding's characters from DA:I, let alone the Fen'Harel plotline. For that alone, I spit on Bioware's grave

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@TheoDoesArt The layoffs will continue until gaming improves. Game studios are not charities, nor should they become podiums for sanctimonious preachers. It's a parasite cleanse and the tapeworms are getting shat out

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@theandersage Affirmer of Gender, lol

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@Seramurai_ If the story is optional, why include it? If Traash's Quest For Gender Affirmation wasn't necessary, why was it written? If Traash being non-binary was inconsequential, why staple it to the character?

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@stufflikehearts Puny hovercraft that lights on fire if a Geth Colossus looks at her wrong VS CHAD SIX-WHEELER WITH MASSIVE CANNON AND HEALED BY SLAPPING OMNI-GEL ON IT

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@SilentSnow89 That's right, corporate greed is forcing studios to hire shoddy writers that produce criminally unlikable characters. Traash cannot hold a candle even to Kreme from DA:I, let alone Zevran or Dorian. It's OK to be in the Denial stage of acceptance, you can move on.

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@kalaelizabeth "Trust me bro, after failing three consecutive times to deliver a decent game, the studio relegated to a skeleton crew was TOTALLY ready to produce a banger after 6 years of early pre-production"

No, and as you refuse to understand the cheer for the shutdown, you were part of it

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@LavenderGhast Matriarch Benezia had an ample rack and Aethyta wasn't exactly flat either. Strange that in 600 years Liar experienced such deflation.

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@Wisdom_HQ Survived, family didn't

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@witchernetflix A 10-hour video of a striga poledancing would be more entertaining than this

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@krassenstein @EdKrassen @elonmusk How's the fraud doing? Pulling any more scams of late?

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@jordanbpeterson @YouTube Civil questions, Mr. Peterson - is offensive speech free speech or not? Should people be allowed to shock, disgust and disturb one another or do we need to draw arbitrary lines that must not be crossed?

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@ksorbs After the pandemic, I stopped believing in coincidences.

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@ProjectLincoln @realDonaldTrump *sniffs own farts* We're soooo righteous