Merry Little Bastard

Stand up comedy, video games, wrestling, baseball and this garbage website baby

[Merry Little Bastard @Johnson28James]

Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar, another shot of vodka, another series of apologetic followups

[Merry Little Bastard @Johnson28James]

Fucking shame on the Canada national team for making me think they can compete in that first half. Just blown out in the second holy hell

[Merry Little Bastard @Johnson28James]

Round of 32 has been fucking ridiculous man.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

fuck it, the falklands are british

[Merry Little Bastard @Johnson28James]

Dammit!

[Merry Little Bastard @Johnson28James]

You just know Argentina is shitting their pants right now. Those guys have no idea how this is happening

[Merry Little Bastard @Johnson28James]

@Chinchillazllla A vet basically saying "you can only help those who are willing to accept help" is very funny.

[Sean Padraig McCarthy @SeanMcCarthyCom]

You have to let private landlords take more and more of your money every year for doing absolutely nothing otherwise they will engage in criminal arson

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Remember, it's illegal to use your phone while driving. Instead, use the giant iPad built into the car and flip through 50 settings to use navigation or turn ac on.

[Merry Little Bastard @Johnson28James]

@Chinchillazllla This is fucking crazy to me. Pets really are just adult toddlers in wacky forms

[Pink Stanley Cup @ASamantha]

The Bush redemption arc is CRAZY

[Merry Little Bastard @Johnson28James]

I am happy for Knicks fans tonight only. Im back to hating you fuckers tomorrow morning

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Today, Elon Musk, a trillionaire, pays the same amount into Social Security as someone making $184,500.

If we end that absurdity and lift the cap on taxable income, we can make Social Security solvent for 75 years and expand benefits by $2,400. My Social Security bill does that.

[john teufel @JohnTeufelNYC]

SpaceX IPO so perfect for right now. A company without profit, sold on a market detached from reality, based on fake promises about things it will never do. Layers and layers of bullshit.

[Merry Little Bastard @Johnson28James]

@GianmarcoSoresi Bro its hard to workout when you're constantly hungover

[Merry Little Bastard @Johnson28James]

Took off work to watch the world cup. Haven't gotten day drunk since I was in like my mid twenties, might as well do it now 😅

[Merry Little Bastard @Johnson28James]

San Antonio will not see the light of heaven

[Merry Little Bastard @Johnson28James]

@intrnetdaughter I have definitely been very bored at work and scrolled through their clips on Youtube. Very entertaining all thing considered

[Merry Little Bastard @Johnson28James]

@shinyfaint @Cultaholic So your literally being pointless? Do you not have a better life to enjoy?

[Merry Little Bastard @Johnson28James]

@shinyfaint @Cultaholic Literally killed their begining and early funding. They have talked about this multiple times

[Atrioc @Atrioc]

we are reaching levels of debt and gambling that are truly a wonder to behold