Opha Johnson

Jesus lovin', USMC Veteran, jet skier, cynical lawyer w/ childlike sense of wonder & Seinfeldish humor; marathon runner & ice cream eater

[Opha Johnson @JohnsonOpha]

#MyCookingShowWouldBeAbout reheating restaurant leftovers as quickly as possible

[Opha Johnson @JohnsonOpha]

#MyCookingShowWouldBeAbout how badly I fail @ trying to recreate Grandma' recipes. Her ghost would probably appear in the kitchen 2 stop me

[Opha Johnson @JohnsonOpha]

#MyCookingShowWouldBeAbout me trying to chop garlic, but it takes me the whole 30 minute segment bc I don't have a press

[Opha Johnson @JohnsonOpha]

#WhatFacebookIsToMe the reason I no longer have a birthday. I don't have a FB account to remind everyone. My mom included

[Regina Spacola @gigirules7]

#WhatFacebookIsToMe How else would I know what my cousin ate for lunch today?

[Jesse Barfield @JesseBarfieldPi]

A political orgy of fights and debates. #WhatFacebookIsToMe

[Connie @xonjie123]

#MyCookingShowWouldBeAbout The relationship you build with the fire department when you're a wreck in the kitchen.

[Kenny Olson @KennyOlson642]

@MoreTwitty my wife looked at my business calendar and wanted to know who June was.

[Witchy Woman @dreamthievin]

I'm such a film buff I can always tell when a fake dinosaur is used in a movie.

[Opha Johnson @JohnsonOpha]

#InaugurationDay2017 #Inauguration Living in DC has its perks! What an opportunity!

[Opha Johnson @JohnsonOpha]

This pot leaf was at the Inauguration. A little creepy, but everyone got pics w/ him #inauguration2017

[Opha Johnson @JohnsonOpha]

@GreenEyedLilo @JoyAnnReid @Slate my point is that it was somewhere in between what both sides are reporting.

[Opha Johnson @JohnsonOpha]

A Funny African Grey Parrot Emits a Squeaky Toy Noise Whenever She's Gently Squeezed https://t.co/ZDtB05sPcX via @LaughingSquid

[. @BadRonen]

On my way to steal your girl.

[Opha Johnson @JohnsonOpha]

Big thanks to the troops and peace officers who worked hard to keep everyone safe for women's march & inauguration #InaugurationDay2017 https://t.co/bGUBwt3iqL

[Opha Johnson @JohnsonOpha]

Blessed to be able to attend an inauguration! proud to live in the U.S.A. #InaugurationDay2017

[Opha Johnson @JohnsonOpha]

Blessed to be able to attend an inauguration! proud to live in the U.S.A. #InaugurationDay2017

[Opha Johnson @JohnsonOpha]

Chris Stapleton - Fire Away https://t.co/pTqZ4aBN4q via @YouTube

[Opha Johnson @JohnsonOpha]

#IDoAllOfMyBestThinking somewhere between the lather and rinse.

[Library of Congress @librarycongress]

Inaugural Trivia: Who paid for the fireworks celebrating the 1st presidential inauguration, 1789? https://t.co/PSXj6zgC69

[Opha Johnson @JohnsonOpha]

Lonely tear glaze with Cat food sprinkles #NewDoughnutFlavors