JACKUS

A spider 🕷 that knows what it wants wait patiently on its web. @chelseafc. #igboboy

[Chibe @_dollarC]

Making my thoughts come alive with Grok @imagine in anticipation of the new football season. 😜 A very powerful tool indeed.

[JACKUS @Johnsoneky]

Why is it hard for many Nigerians to save money these days?

[JACKUS @Johnsoneky]

@lowestleo That’s how it supposed to be but e go just off you say them go dey do their own, their own.

[Sir Gabriel @lowestleo]

My friend’s wife is crashing out because he refuses to pay her own sister’s university tuition. 💔💔

Last night, as I was about to go to club, my phone rang and it was my guy calling.

Me: My bro, what’s up man?

Him: Brotherly, I’m fine oh. How are you nah?

Me: Omoor, I’m fine oh, just about to enter the club.

Him: Guy, you still never wan marry. 🤣🤣🤣

Me: My brother, I never see the one for me.

We both laughed and then I asked him why he called.

Him: Guy, I wan reason you something.

Me: I’m all ears bro.

Him: You’re aware that I’m the one paying my junior sister’s university tuition fee.

Me: Yes bro, you’re a good guy.

Him: Brotherly, a week ago my wife started fighting over it. In her words: “If you’re paying for your sister’s tuition then I should also pay for her own sister’s tuition too.”

Me: Jesus Christ 😳

Him: I told her straight up to her face that her sisters are not my responsibility and that her own eldest brother should be doing that for her sister, not me.

Him: And ever since then my wife started keeping face for me. It has been one week now and me and my wife never see each other’s nakedness.

Me: My brother, you did the right thing but I don’t think I can advise you more than this.

In my head: So this is the marriage everybody is pushing me to go and marry. 💔💔💔

Na baby mama go settle my matter. 🤣🤣🤣

[JACKUS @Johnsoneky]

@izziespitter People carry mouth eh. 😂

[JACKUS @Johnsoneky]

Una dey talk oh 😂 😂

[JACKUS @Johnsoneky]

Guess what women do after breakup? F**king every night thinking she’s doing the ex. 😂

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

so many men hit the gym after a breakup thinking their body is the issue. brother, you have the emotional intelligence and maturity of a door knob. GO TO THERAPY.

[JACKUS @Johnsoneky]

He who is stronger tend to have more responsibilities and will never be equal to the other person who is weak with lesser responsibilities.

[fwayrastarr @callmehonneybee]

@Celticwoodsmann @notsoErudite @TodaywithJulius I am convinced y’all are intentionally doing this at this point. Just because men are physically stronger than women means they should have more basic human right than them?

[JACKUS @Johnsoneky]

@beautyhealer1 @itxDeeni @ib_Ailen He don over cooked you. 😂 😂

[JACKUS @Johnsoneky]

@MojisayoD @Eben1561 You just lied. 😂. Posting it is way way disrespectful. I could see that man on the road and laugh at him or give him a pity glance. You don’t put up your loved ones for a drag no matter what.

[JACKUS @Johnsoneky]

@showkingshomes I don’t really understand. Place order in dollar?

[JACKUS @Johnsoneky]

How does the falling naira affect ordinary people’s salaries? 🤔

[JACKUS @Johnsoneky]

@_dollarC You are making a lot of sense

[JACKUS @Johnsoneky]

@_dollarC Everyone following meaningless trends forget the most important things.

[Chibe @_dollarC]

For a generation that clocks everything, we have failed to clock how bad leaders and weak citizens has taken away so much from us; our finances, our love lives, our health and our dignity.

But yeah, let's out hustle the system!

[JACKUS @Johnsoneky]

@SOghenerukewe They call the shot. Not you

[JACKUS @Johnsoneky]

@lowestleo Wetin she need another man again for sef.

[JACKUS @Johnsoneky]

@mountncalm @theBigMira_ @mymixtapez And it never worked for them 😂