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Apparently I’ve met my lifetime quota for carbohydrates

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I am lactose TOLERANT

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My favorite SNL skit of all time. This was the first skit I ever saw of SNL and it hooked me

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

Chris Farley was one of the funniest people to ever walk this earth. Gone way too soon.

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@JoePisapia17 Imma follow where you land, man

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Super tough to care at all

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@onairjordan Lemme tell you ALL about it, pal

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@agraybee Ships in space. On fire. There’s no oxygen in space for there to be a fire!

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Why are the @NHL_On_TNT announcers clearly rooting for the Flyers?

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The announcers for @NHL_On_TNT are weak sauce

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

Boomers on Facebook getting duped by AI slop

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I miss when Nancy Gunthrie dominated the news

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Ohio St closing in

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Both have Ohio State winning this opening game (not looking great at halftime). Both have Nebraska winning in today’s game

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Running an A/B test with this year’s March Madness bracket. A is human derived (I emphasized free throws and PPG metrics), the B bracket was all ChatGPT. Both have Duke winning the championship

[𝙉𝙖𝙩𝙚 @Hamilton_DPOY]

Welcome to Baltimore @CrosbyMaxx

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Yo @andersoncooper ain’t we got any underwater drones that could take out sea mines?

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If we sunk Iran’s navy why would the Straight of Hormuz be closed and why would oil prices be going up?

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Please start talking about sports @ESPNRadio @UnSportsESPN

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Fox having to run the premade Cletus McFarland package they had standing by. #nascar

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@FlooringGuyRob I believe it is Wrecky Spinhouse, per @KyleBusch

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