John Stout

proud to be in the #GreatLakesPunPals4Life

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@octopuscaveman Maybe plan to stay inside on 10/2/2027?

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@octopuscaveman This is the tower. Viper you are cleared for a fly by.

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@BadFazil Hey the Assman is back in town!

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@octopuscaveman Can I guess your stage name? Hi I’m Phil, and these are the -ipinos. 1…2…3…4…!

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@TheConnorPils Hey the Assman is back in town….. from Iowa.

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@underderadar @octopuscaveman Oh right, crocs.

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@mischlecht @AdamAizer It stinks! 😷

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@jasonkatz13 @fornekdf @RotoSurgeon @FAmmiranteTFJ My advice is to layoff the chili if you want less backdoor tuten.

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@octopuscaveman Have anything in a pube strudel?

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@jxgies00 @Cubs #RattShaw

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I’ve named him Ratt Shaw. He’s now in the outfield platoon.

#Cubs #Marquee
@JimDeshaies

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@BobMiller146 @JimDeshaies Just saw it too.

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@BrucioMcCulloch hank you, Sir!

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@SklarBrothers Both vying for the title of man’s best friend.

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@flyonthewallpod @DavidSpade @danacarvey Should have called it The Ballad of Joe Dirté Dishes.

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@MileHighReport You guys don’t own all Kubiaks like a royal family.

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@FB83223 @TitleTownTalks Per the stats, getting sacked.

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@purdueinsider Magic Johnson on line 2 would like a word.

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@Biscuits51 @JacobMorley Oh no. Is Kristan Nixon not in the league anymore? I hadn’t heard the news.

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@emptytesticles @JVMonte2 It’s a long way to the top if you’re gonna be a troll.