John Pastre

I build web apps and sell mortgages. Founder @swiftfi_

[John Pastre @JohnyPastrami]

@iamheci Why not make them the same thing

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@forgebitz Can confirm for a friend

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@craigweiss My model is in stealth don’t @ me

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@markproduct No competitors where I go

[Laura Penuela @LauPenuel]

What if I told you your brand doesn't grow because your product is not relevant, but because the way you show it is pretty boring.

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@brycent Why not build your own mcp for using all of them

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@MacroBombastic @craigweiss Hey it’s me bro I’m the one doing his wife’s dishes

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@tomosman Can’t we just all vibe code this shit

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Literally fuck stripe so hard. They have now $7000 of my $$

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Name a better payment processor, I won’t go first

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@defyneric Grats bro! Only up from here

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@zarazhangrui I have some good .coms sitting aside if you need one

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@JacobyBrandon @jsngr Or it’ll be the 0

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@jsngr Just make your own and don’t ask questions

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For those of you that don’t know me, I’m not gonna reintroduce myself like the photographers following the trends. Just follow me and don’t expect me to act like a leader

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@MeganNyvold Funny for you +1 hufflepuff

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@MeganNyvold Me, shame me :/ I just sign so much shit

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@pelloiafilippo Just a clown, dats me, 1.5 years ago

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@LauPenuel @swiftfi_ I told you it’d be viral, unfortunately always early

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@techguy_x Yes but I did it before