Joidal

i flip minion like burger (he/they)

[Joidal @Joidal]

ship of theseus but for modding skyrim

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

"Do geese see God?" is a palindrome.

...but do they???

[El Rey👑 @heisbayo_]

Who else can relate?

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song "Stan" which is about one of his obsessed fans.

What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? 

We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

[snwy @snwy_me]

apple walter

[Joidal @Joidal]

@FilledwithUrine

[Joidal @Joidal]

[showers anonymous]

me: so I’ve been clean five years

everyone else: I’m so sorry to hear that

[Joidal @Joidal]

uhh… he’s right inside me, isn’t he?

[john 🥛 @johntrified]

They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life

[Joidal @Joidal]

*before he puts it in* sorry my womb’s a mess

[Joidal @Joidal]

you ever been so hungry you pull this move

[matt @mattybtweets69]

The left testicle is the more logical and analytical one. The right is the creative and artistic testicle.

[Joidal @Joidal]

@gothaladriel its giving

[Joidal @Joidal]

she 親 on my 子 til i 丼

[Joidal @Joidal]

in da vietnamese clurb, we all pham

[megan @chismosavirus]

haven't hit a bong with a ho since last joon...

[Joidal @Joidal]

aw hell nah

[beejay @offputting_guy]

You can kiss a hundred boys in moes
Drink a couple duff cause you’re Homer Simpson