Kemo

Trying to lighten your day with a funny thought!!

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If a drummer comes out of retirement are there repercussions?

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My dog keeps wrapping everything in cardboard. He's a Boxer!

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Tums is missing out on selling pumpkin spice flavored antacid and calling it AuTums.

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Today my wife and I are getting glasses. After that? We'll see!

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What is the difference between the regular alphabet and the Christmas alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has No-el.

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What do you call a monkey with a hand grenade? A Baboooom!

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Scientist have discovered a food that cuts a woman's sex drive by 90%. Wedding cake!

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A truck filled with Vicks Vaporub overturned on a highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for 8 hours!

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I went to a restaurant last night called "Peace and Quiet". Kids meals were $150!!

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What did the French ground hog see on Feb 2nd? His Chateau!

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I know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y!!

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What does a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They are both Paris sites!!

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@FordhamRams @FordhamMBB 70-71 team sold out the Garden 2weeks in a row. 19500 Ram fans were treated to an amazing season. No doubt one of the best Fordham teams ever!!

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Yesterday I saw a police officer wearing a pilot's uniform.

I thought it was a bit odd.

Then I realised he was one of those plane clothes cops.

#funny #jokes #jokeoftheday

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Did you hear about the frogs car that broke down? Toad!!

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Did you hear about the actor that fell through the floor? It was just a stage he was going through!!

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How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep? You Rocket!!

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How are dog catchers paid? By the pound!!

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The doctor I am seeing for my bad back is Egyptian. He's a Cairo-practor!!

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What would you call Al Gore dancing? Algorythym!!