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Going into my summer stay at home and watch #BigBrother phase, emerging when that crisp chilll hits the air. #BB28

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On or after August 3, 2026: If the vacancy occurs after this cutoff, the governor’s appointee would serve until the next regularly scheduled election (November 2028). No special election would be held in 2026.
#WhereIsMtch #DondeEstaMitch #ProofOfLife

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Case closed! Nothing to see here. #ProofOfLife

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Before August 3, 2026: If Mitch McConnell’s death (or resignation) were announced before this date, Kentucky law would require a special election in November 2026 to fill the seat.
#WhereIsMitch #DondeEstaMitch ??? #ProofOfLife

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@Edgarblaire Spurned lovers and #Woke kids, turned in the #J6 bunch, not sure what is keeping the Anti-Mitch crowd silent? #DondeEstaMitch

[Cats with Aura 😺 @catwithaura]

When your cat escapes and your neighbor returns him

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@Mollyploofkins

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https://t.co/UVCbpql501 Back when production really had "No chill" #BB28 #BigBrother18

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@JeffXmemes https://t.co/fAIVMEtUf1 These re-boots need to stop, can we get some originality for a change. #WhereIsMitch ?

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#WhereIsMitch ?

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@MotherAia I always call it "Twitter" never "X". In fact I don't even call Malcom X, Malcom X anymore, I call him "Malcom Twitter." * (Full disclosure as a joke writer, I must admit, I did not write that last joke, Wish I did,) #MalcomTwitter

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@Kiravibess__ or

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@JayJurden

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@genius_blond Now take off that American Flag pin. "I'm triggered". (^_^)

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@nebrasketball17 #Friendship

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@genius_blond "That's Racist" (^_^)

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@Meowmagics The enemy you fought, lived only in your imagination .

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@RollingStone https://t.co/fAIVMEtUf1 #WhereISMitch ???

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#WhereIsMitch ?

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@TMZ Who;s down with a Nationwided #WeekendArBerniesWatchParty ?

#MitchPlease

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@LarryJones zhttps://x.com/Jokes4Price/status/2074925995597955500?s=20 #WhereIsMitch ???

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@TMZ https://t.co/fAIVMEtUf1 #WhereIsMitch ????

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#WhereIsMitch ?