Astro Jokes

in the mission for finding former @JokesAstro admin

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Arsenal won the Premier League before Betelgeuse went supernova

[Premier League @premierleague]

🏆 ARSENAL ARE CHAMPIONS 🏆

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life is never flat but cosmic curvature is now flat (globally)

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sirius star are you shining just for me 🌟

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If spirits, ghosts, and jinns are the higher-dimensional creatures, could we ask them to solve quantum gravity?

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should we hire new admin?

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hello, its been a √(ħG/c⁵)

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Relax, we are solving the problem one step at a time, general-relatively speaking 👌🏿

📸 Wardana (2025)

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finally we've got to shoot a massive star dying:
https://t.co/7jbHgoLK3b

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How much sunscreen do we need to block out the black-body radiation?

[Star Walk @StarWalk]

🌕 So Detailed, You Can Almost Touch It! 🖐️

This 174-megapixel photo of the Moon is the result of over 200,000 images taken in a single night — and two years of effort! It was created by astrophotographer Andrew McCarthy and planetary scientist Connor Matherne.

The breathtaking red and gunmetal-blue tones aren’t artificial; they’re the Moon’s real colors, enhanced so our eyes can finally see them. The red areas mark iron and feldspar oxidized by Earth’s oxygen — a cosmic fingerprint left by our own planet. 🌍

📸 Image by Andrew McCarthy @AJamesMcCarthy , Connor Matherne @MatherneConnor
DM for credit changes or removal.

[Didier 'Dirac's ghost' Gaulin @DiracGhost]

The book 'Physical Foundations of Cosmology' by Mukhanov (Cambridge University Press) is the one I'm currently using for my learning of cosmology, and after my reading of the first 4 chapters, I highly recommend it.

If you do have recommendations for me on the subject of cosmology, let me know, in the comments below.

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i think we are going through such locally-increased-density of something

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and every metric can go through autonomous system for stability test if you're not a coward

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or is it "special radiation" means radiation in a frame with constant velocity?

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is there any chance that a dead body behaves like an electromagnetic wave?

[Herman Goranov @hermangoranov]

@erlanishere Kata siapa? Tanah kuburan orang2 soleh bisa jadi obat. Padahal ga dijilat sama mayit. Ini dilakukan beberapa sahabat, dan tanah yang diambil akan diganti lagi.

Sebut saja ada "radiasi" khusus dari orang2 soleh yang bawa berkah. Ngaji dulu yang bener, jangan sotoy.

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trying to be optimist about habitable term in exoplanetary science:

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im afraid, we believe in dark energy

[snoopy @bincangurban]

feminine energy this masculine energy that…. my homies believe in renewable energy

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*hoaxes. plural and might be annual.

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actually, we could deny a hoax spreading opportunity 🙏🏿