Jokes With Ryan

Our new Wednesday meeting segment entitled Jokes with Ryan

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Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands. #joke #peterpan #flying

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What do you call fifty penguins in the Arctic? Lost.
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What's big, grey and can't climb trees? A boulder. #joke

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 7 apples, how many pancakes can fit in a basketball? Purple, because penguins don't wear hats. #joke

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about freedom. Because freedom rings. #freedom #america #knockknock #jokes

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What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? Short.

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What can't hobos play baseball? Because they cant find home.

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It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays can kill you. #science #joke #birthday

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How do you kill a circus? You go for the juggler.

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Spent the day yesterday looking for my watch. But I couldn't find the time.

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You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat? An ear of corn.

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What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.

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What's the difference between 10 and 3? 7.

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What’s orange and has 9 legs, but only 4 feet? Nothing.

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Why did the coffee taste like dirt? It was fresh ground.

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Why did the bowling pins stop working? They went on strike.

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When is a door no longer a door? When it's ajar.

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How can you survive in the desert? Just eat all the sand which is there.

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Think of a number between 5 and 18. Add 21 to it. Multiply it by 2, then subtract 4. Now close your eyes. It's dark now, isn't it?

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What's yellow and really good at mathematics? A yellow calculator.