JollofBank

A new era of African banking

[MBAH @Mbahdeyforyou]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Khalifa☘️ @StfuEmeka]

😂😭😭😭😭😂🤌🤌

[trippl 🤍 @tripplsett_]

😂😂

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Composure meets understanding 😎

[JollofBank @JollofBank]

Received this yesterday. Then there was the news today.

[Battousai 🥷 @the_olusegun]

Nigerians didn’t collectively decide to just stop subscribing, we don’t have that dawg required to see an actual boycott through, people have just gotten poorer.

[Rainmaker! @abbeydot]

A different type of joy descends on me everytime our team @APS_Africa completes a new home system for an advanced citizen 60yrs+, especially when it is sponsored by one of their kids, a family member or some third party. The latest is 9 solar panels + 4 batteries + 3kVA in Festac

[Peter Oliha @PeterOliha]

@asemota @gtbank @JollofBank please come and save us

[Chika Jones, Patron Saint of Ndi Eji Ugwo @neutral9gerian]

@asemota... Get in here. @JollofBank can still bid for Skye Bank

[Uncle Celestine @cyberomin]

It's 2018, Nigerian banks are still sending large JPG images as emails. No respect for user experience whatsoever. Chief, @asemota when is @JollofBank coming again?

[JollofBank @JollofBank]

@lupita_njongo Even better.

[Osaretin Victor Asemota @asemota]

“Don’t Ask People What They Want, Watch What They Do” by @nireyal https://t.co/0REvwO90Ok

[Faizan Siddiqi @faizansiddiqi]

@asemota Start @JollofBank already with borderless customer acquisition. Will be the first to sign up.

[Osaretin Victor Asemota @asemota]

@spotoforange @JollofBank It is cooking with a raging fire now!

[Osaretin Victor Asemota @asemota]

@goolayemi Cooking my brother. @JollofBank is cooking!

[Osaretin Victor Asemota @asemota]

Me: Screw it, let's do @JollofBank

Developers: Yay!!!
Designers: Hold my beer.
Bankers: Meh! Regulator will kill you for us

Product Manager: What are the market's needs? What features are we priortizing? What will be the benefits?

Regulator:

[Gbolly10banks @gbolly10banks]

@_Bonga @MsYonwaba @JollofBank its coming,what are you saying!

[JollofBank @JollofBank]

Still cooking. https://t.co/sVBMc9XirJ

[I am Kheme @kheme]

Whatever happened to @JollofBank?