Chika Jones, Patron Saint of Ndi Eji Ugwo

my opinion, my un-humble opinion, and nothing but my opinion . . . so help me God

[Chika Jones, Patron Saint of Ndi Eji Ugwo @neutral9gerian]

When they ask why... show them this

#EndSARS

[Patrick Kidd @patrick_kidd]

And so the World Cup final will be between two teams who couldn’t beat Cape Verde in 90 minutes.

[A. @ZeroRequiem__]

Nobody is happier than Adidas right now.

[LADIPOE @LadiPoe]

Geneva, Switzerland 🇨🇭 2026

[Miss Ally @MissAlly_01]

When James Bond is abroad, is he known as +44007?

[bandito💜 | comfort food @ogheneyxle]

“king’s landing”. “oba land e”

[TheFirst @_jamesthefirst]

Cloth wey you wan wear next week Monday, if you never wash am by today, you are only deceiving yourself.

[REGINA @gabrielomoses]

The ptsd is mad, I still haven’t recovered

[💎 @TJayyyy_1]

This is probably the funniest tweet of the whole transfer window

[Cam @cam_nufc]

We’re fucked. We’ve only got 2 players left

[EiE Nigeria @EiENigeria]

Rave in one hand, PVC in the other. Our Help desk is open right now at Zodiac. Come do your CVR.

[Chika Jones, Patron Saint of Ndi Eji Ugwo @neutral9gerian]

Please can you do a video where you say "Did I just hear mwah?"

Please.

I just want to check something.

[Akor adams @AkorjeromeAdams]

The boy who harnessed the wind!

[𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐀 𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐄 @_Messiboy1]

U don try basketball... U get the height oo 😂

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

Milky donut no believe say akara go bounce back

[NaijaAlvarez @notsantan_]

He touch am first with distance before them load am blow

[Jarrett Bellini @JarrettBellini]

That's it. No more World Cup until Thursday. Great opportunity to reintroduce yourself to loved ones.

[lombo @JanktoBarak]

If I was a footballer, I would just learn the most random sentences in the languages of my opponents in perfect accent. Whispering "I am quite fond of chamomile tea" to Haaland in perfect Norwegian would break his concentration more than any defending you could do...

[Nathan @OIuwatosin]

I’m fully aligned with that theory that African teams are being served alcohol during the hydration break. Especially the one in the 70th minute.

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

i knew i wasn’t hallucinating😂

[MERIT🕶️ @LM_MessiRebirth]

BVN - Biometrics

NIN - Biometrics

Drivers license - Biometrics

Immigration - Biometrics

INEC registration - Biometrics

Election Day:

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

The US can still advance to the quarterfinals if Gianni Infantino has the courage.