God’s Son - J.I.ELLIOT

krɪpˈtɒnɪməs Erotic stories/ Story Teller

[God’s Son - J.I.ELLIOT @JollyPerv]

@AjibadeZacch @Nig_Farmer It’s a good thing that you know your problem is marketing it. Three people have asked for location and you are yet to reply. A serious business man would have sold rabbits to those people.

[God’s Son - J.I.ELLIOT @JollyPerv]

@DAMIADENUGA The men wey the juju hold pass go disagree.
Dem go say she no know Wetin real love be.

[Maazi Ezeoke (Onyenjenje) @MaaziEzeoke]

In Abuja, using Bolt to the Airport was between N5,100 to N6,000. Today, the App showed N5,100, the driver turned up, said the following;
Driver: Oga good morning, I no dey go Airport for N5,100 oh.

Me: why na, that’s what the App said.

Driver: don’t mind Bolt, they haven’t updated their price, do they buy fuel for us? I bought fuel yesterday at Wuse 2 for N550, that’s N355 more thank I bought on Tuesday. By this price, I should charge N15,000 to N18,000. But, pay N12,000 let’s go.

After much haggling, we ended up agreeing for N10,0000. This is now our renewed HOPE. It is well.

@nnpclimited

[God’s Son - J.I.ELLIOT @JollyPerv]

@Boltapp_ng @fajmayor_nice @Boltapp_ng stop lying. Drivers Av sent mail to you about the increase in prices of fuel as of you are not aware of it. Your reply was that you don’t want to affect the spending of riders. I rate riders more than drivers. It’s only mad drivers that will still work with old prices

[God’s Son - J.I.ELLIOT @JollyPerv]

@EmdeeTiamiyu Don’t mind them jare but can you just help me with your mother’s name?

Because O ni lati pade wale. Oloriibu

[God’s Son - J.I.ELLIOT @JollyPerv]

@MrBlackOG Should I count myself lucky or not? My nkem is beautiful, has thighs, boobs and arse but she doesn’t like sex.
😢

[God’s Son - J.I.ELLIOT @JollyPerv]

@cyrilemeka Those console are items the yahoo boys got fraudulently from sellers on eBay and other sites where they make fake payments to the sellers abroad. The items would have been shipped or arrived 9ja b4 sellers realise the payment is fake.

[God’s Son - J.I.ELLIOT @JollyPerv]

@_theladymo Eating pussy

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

Omo what is going on?

[God’s Son - J.I.ELLIOT @JollyPerv]

@OT4Hazeem Number 3 for me.

[God’s Son - J.I.ELLIOT @JollyPerv]

@Wizarab10 Make him at least tell us the fruits of you can’t tell us the drugs.

This one won’t even follow me to any hospital because she doesn’t believe it’s a problem.

[God’s Son - J.I.ELLIOT @JollyPerv]

@kokomatic @UberFacts You expect Uber facts to post such without paying for it.
Grease their palm with some dough and they will surely post whatever you asked for in whichever way you want it.

[God’s Son - J.I.ELLIOT @JollyPerv]

@Timi_ogunde I approached her because I wanted to have Sex with her. After the sex, we ended up dating for years.

[God’s Son - J.I.ELLIOT @JollyPerv]

@Bruh_Mola @Detruthmustlive @fimiletoks https://t.co/bymsHtBva9

[9jaspectators @spectatorsng]

Scene of political mayhem in Ibadan today where 3 persons killed and Fed. Rep Agboworin escaped assassination while thugs attacks APC secretariat at Ile Tuntun along Oluyoro Academy road, Ibadan on Thursday.

Viewers discretion

[God’s Son - J.I.ELLIOT @JollyPerv]

@Detruthmustlive @fimiletoks Stop saying what you don’t know. A lot of people in my area in Ibadan were scared to go out to vote because PDP thugs killed about 3 APC members a day to election. So you even know who Auxiliary is and who he works for?

[God’s Son - J.I.ELLIOT @JollyPerv]

@Letter_to_Jack We followed Makinde and voted Tinubu.

Now is the time for payback. We are re-electing Seyi.

Seyi lekansi.

[God’s Son - J.I.ELLIOT @JollyPerv]

@Realoilsheikh No drip
Na swag
Not handsome
No opposition weakness to capitalise on.
C’mon

[Olajumoke @Rehobothstyles]

@JollyPerv @Yemi_of_Lagos The fact that children will still be in this school as at today baffles me.... Why wait until it's your turn?