Her.Majesty

Here for the Banter 💀 To laugh and Complain💅

[Her.Majesty @JollyyyDavid]

A bad b&tch per excellence ✨

[Brian @_Briankorir]

Please buy lunch for those students on attachment in your offices.

[Afrovestor @BullrunIO]

You will always find Kenyans doing the most random things in the most random places.

What do you mean the Head of recruiting at OpenAI is called Liz Wamai and went to Moi University

[Sun Tzu @ItsChanzu]

There's a game called Unajua, it's like Charades but localised to the kenyan market.

We played it with some strangers & when the name 'Karen Nyamu' popped up , everyone's description was 'senator mwenye hana akili' 😭😭😭😭 They one holding the phone didn't even think twice.

[DONITO @DonaldInDenial]

Or when your girlfriend says “I saw your girlfriend” referring to a girl they’re threatened by 😅

[Nnamdi @Dozy_diablo]

I seen my brother's calendar at KPMG, it is not life

[𝗞 𝗔 𝗡 𝗚 𝗘 𝗧 𝗛 𝗘™🇰🇪 @Realkangethe]

Siasa is not Easy! Siasa imejaa Mikora! Turns out Allan's Chief Campaigner and Goon Brydon Brian took Sally's blank Paper and submitted his name Last Minute as CS Dining Hall & Food Affairs which he has won wih a landslide against his other opponents even without campaigning once. Brydon will be in the New Sally's government as a Cabinet Secretary as Allan and the other goons languish in Opposition without pawa. Kijana aliweka multibet. Fear Politicians and Goons! Congratulations Brydon. Awuoro!

[Dr. Nyarsakwa @Nyarsakwa_]

The problem you have here is you want to understand them😂😂avoidants are people you leave alone and move on with your life!

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

Ama sisi ndio wendawazimu??????

[Wellness wins @Bro_Code_x]

Never mix cloves and lime unless you want this.

[Vicky Junior Mukulima @Vickyjr]

I can’t believe we ditched this niceness for Hass avocados 🥑

[Her.Majesty @JollyyyDavid]

😂😂😂

[Patpat💗🌺 @_num4]

Ofc you'd know how many they are since we ni mmoja wao #BD1 oh you thought I wouldn't know your pseudo account 😂 cheki mtoto anataka cake ya Rubi coming birthday.

[Patpat💗🌺 @_num4]

Ofc you'd know how many they are since we ni mmoja wao #BD1 oh you thought I wouldn't know your pseudo account 😂 cheki mtoto anataka cake ya Rubi coming birthday.

[Her.Majesty @JollyyyDavid]

He has strict deadlines to meet😂😂

[She⚖️🇰🇪 @KhaleeseeM]

A close family member dated a babe for close to 3 years wakaachana this year March after planning wedding this year December (Family ya dem ilileta issues).

Guess who's still wedding In December with another babe na Jana was Ruracio?😭😭😭Men are something else🤣🤣🤣

[kwamboka🌻 @thatgalwhitney]

Hey

[Pabló Escobar @ed_kemboi]

Na mwingine mzazi ni Senior Police officer, allegedly. 😭

[Olivia Popeye🇿🇦 @Chxmxe_sa]

This is what calling a man first or double texting feels like to me😭🖐🏼

[L3wi.s @Mnauwoo]

nimesota hadi nakumbuka pesa tulichanga kusuprise class teacher.

[🐉 @Kamau266]

Hutaki tujue we ni mkale.

[Tarelayefa @Sugar_Pops_]

If you show a man you are willing to suffer, he will make you SUFFER

[Menya @menyaaaaaaaaaaa]

He said he couldn’t wait to meet my father because my father is a great man and his role model.

My father married 4 wives with 16 children.