Jon

[Jon @Jon26_Marc]

i have GOT to get a gf

[iamtheREALMURPHDAWG @RealMurphdog916]

This was taken at 49ers practice today

[trash @trashh_dev]

looked at PRs i used to write by hand.

i was a genius.

[Richard Johnson @RichJohnsonNFL]

C. Kirk suffered an injury in #49ers practice today. Sources say he’s stable.

Please god.

[h0ser @h0serr]

Cape Verde 🇨🇻 and Egypt 🇪🇬: Oh boy we played so much better than Argentina! I can't wait to show our homes we actually beat them!

The humble IMF, World Bank, PIF, Palantir, OpenAI, Monsanto, WEF, DARPA, Vanguard, Blackrock, DHS, ICE, BIS team ensuring an Argentina win 🇦🇷

[HIGH PLANES Drifter @the_engi_nerd]

White House demands that the computer nerds tell them, given the program's input, if any arbitrary computer program will finish running or continue to run forever

[Jon @Jon26_Marc]

@mvcwell Oh word

[Jon @Jon26_Marc]

i have GOT to get a gf

[cj @wsgadIibs]

americans love e-sex & e-dating, but we canadians love E-TRANSFER

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

They’re making me do stuff at my job.

[Daniel 🇲🇩 @ultr4nima]

to a guy like me every day is women’s day #Feminist

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Technological innovation can be a form of participation in the divine act of creation. It carries an ethical and spiritual weight, for every design choice expresses a vision of humanity. The Church therefore calls all builders of #AI to cultivate moral discernment as a fundamental part of their work—to develop systems that reflect justice, solidarity, and a genuine reverence for life.

[ٰ @daergp]

I’ve been telling myself to lock in for 15 consecutive weeks

[atlas @creatine_cycle]

dudes be 21 saying "what's the move tonight" bro go consume short form content

[alli @sonofalli]

babe are you ok? it’s already q4 and you’ve barely touched your “2025 roadmap”

[atlas @creatine_cycle]

>wake up
>pop addy and a zyn
>open macbook
>open cursor
>"center this div"
>pick up phone
>watch 16 hours of short form content

[James T. Yoder @JamesYoder]

My wife asked if the dishes were done and I yelled "CJ Stroud!"

She hugged me. She knew they were WASHED

[Nabeel @Moneymamba]

"Mom, how did we get so rich?"

"Your father said 'thanks, nothing from my end' on thousands of important Zoom meetings"

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘GTA 6’ has been delayed to May 26, 2026.

[The Atlantic @TheAtlantic]

American war planning usually takes place in highly secure facilities. But the Trump administration planned its strikes on the Houthis using a group chat—and accidentally included The Atlantic’s editor in chief, @JeffreyGoldberg. https://t.co/jvBzeJwEuy