John Albrecht

Scrum Master - PSM III, Agile Coach and Facilitator | Co-Creator of - @scrumlake | Ambassador for - @seriousscrum

[John Albrecht @JonAlb]

Had a great time diving into @scrumlake co-creative workshop last night with these fab people visit https://t.co/3scsaIQmbi to register for our next workshop on the 10th of March https://t.co/hRX2BTz56X

[Rick Brewster @rickbrewPDN]

I GOT THE DOMAIN! I FINALLY GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!1 🥳🎉

Paint​.NET is now at https://t.co/ZJTUII4bVG!

Well, it will be just as soon as I push all the buttons to migrate content and set up redirects from getpaint​.net etc. For now it's just a "hey go here" redirect page.

[Daniel Hannan @DanielJHannan]

A reminder that, under our soil, we have 1.5 billion barrels of oil, 150 billion cubic meters of natural gas and 300 years' supply of coal.

https://t.co/8dXQcd78or

[John Albrecht @JonAlb]

@MarioNawfal Why isn't he playing baby shark? Cute, for photo op, but that music will bore kids within a few minutes

[John Albrecht @JonAlb]

@fortelabs I think ai will create a crisis for tech leaders, when they realise they don't have to work/value doesn't come from them. Imagine musk and co being replaced, and the world of work disappearing for them

[John Albrecht @JonAlb]

@MarioNawfal Obviously

[John Albrecht @JonAlb]

@CrewkerneGaz I was convinced it was real

[John Albrecht @JonAlb]

@DrRitaDed So no sports teams, or athletes, or tv personaliys, or YouTubers, or CEOs... The effect would be certain professionals would choose not to work, or leave to a different country. Reducing the tax. Income of your country. All top tier spots teams, olympic athletes won't compete

[✨ @TextHoney]

@Olas_Truth There is testing for them. They just don’t ask to be tested for it yet alone be offered to be tested for it and if they are, they’ll most likely decline but then again… a lot of men don’t even go get tested regardless. This is why i tell everyone in a relationship to get tested.

[John Albrecht @JonAlb]

@Olas_Truth There is a test, but it has been decided to focus on women not men. Which is a unfair on men, why can't men be also tested

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

@ick_real it's incredibly common, just not normal

[John Albrecht @JonAlb]

@dvassallo You should see how protective lawyers are, they really think ai is a bad idea...

[Le Shitposteur @HowlingShitpost]

@kitten_beloved "Makes >$500k a year."

Which means a man who makes even one cent under that is out of the running. Which is, in actuality, 99.99% of men. And she can't figure out where her options are?

[Roko 🐉 @RokoMijic]

@kitten_beloved > If she's actually attractive and not a total bummer to be around

yes she's gorgeous and amazing to be around that's why someone has to put her on a jumbotron on X to get a date

[John Albrecht @JonAlb]

@GiaMMacool Frequency of flowers is wrong, pre cost of living crisis, buying flowers was a weekly occurrence

[notch @notch]

@thiojoe You're very dumb.

[John Albrecht @JonAlb]

@ukhomeoffice The only concern, this is announced on April 1st

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

Keir Starmer and Scott Mills caught playing with Clarkson’s bulls.

Clarkson was left furious and tore across the countryside with James May in hot pursuit, as Labour’s day got even rougher with Karl Turner losing the whip.

{satire}

[UKPropertyTracker @UKPropertyTruth]

We analysed every property resale across London in 2025 using HM Land Registry data.

Overall loss rate: 12.9%

But some areas are 2-3x higher:

E14 (Canary Wharf): 34.3%
NW9 (Colindale): 30.6%
E16 (Royal Docks): 28.9%
SE10 (Greenwich): 28.7%
W14 (West Kensington): 24.7%

Which area do you want us to look at next?

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

sam met with him this week and said "this should be a company. this should be easy to do, but it is not yet"

the science is solved
the entire pipeline from tumor biopsy to mRNA construct should already be automated
we are bottlenecked on paperwork written and signed off by people who will never meet the patient

https://t.co/KGI1RgC01h