SomewhereInMiddleAmerica

Somewhere in middle America. Just here for some nuanced discussion. Lawyer (sorry). Chiefs Royals Hawkeyes Jayhawks. Insert pronouns here.

[SomewhereInMiddleAmerica @JonBlumenthal]

@MetsDontStink @CardPurchaser I’ll say!

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@trtworld I don’t think you know what “confront” means.

[SomewhereInMiddleAmerica @JonBlumenthal]

@jazayerli Ya’ think??

[SomewhereInMiddleAmerica @JonBlumenthal]

@Drizzy_Dru29 They don’t have one BECAUSE their manager doesn’t have one. When your manager is an uncaring robot, it’s hard to play with any fire or passion.

[Jared Dillian @dailydirtnap]

I have many more issues with Ilhan Omar being worth $30 million than Elon being worth a trillion.

[SomewhereInMiddleAmerica @JonBlumenthal]

@RashidaTlaib This isn’t hard: There’s no ethnic cleansing and you’re a Jew-hating fucktwat.

[SomewhereInMiddleAmerica @JonBlumenthal]

@jazayerli

[SomewhereInMiddleAmerica @JonBlumenthal]

@ryan_landreth I love Salvy, but getting him out of the cleanup spot helps too. It would also be nice if Vinnie ever learned how to hit in the months of April and May.

[SomewhereInMiddleAmerica @JonBlumenthal]

@thehill The only corrupt system making insanely wealthy people is Congress.

[SomewhereInMiddleAmerica @JonBlumenthal]

@harryjsisson America. The land of opportunity. Just not TOO much opportunity if you’re a liberal.

[Pino Americano @PinoAmericano]

If George Soros became a trillionaire tomorrow, you wouldn’t hear any complaints from Democrats. Not a single one.

[SomewhereInMiddleAmerica @JonBlumenthal]

@RoKhanna @BernieSanders You just waste it like you do our tax money on everything else.

[SomewhereInMiddleAmerica @JonBlumenthal]

@ryan_landreth Trash franchise.

[SomewhereInMiddleAmerica @JonBlumenthal]

@DissentFu Your lack of savings is not his fault.

[SomewhereInMiddleAmerica @JonBlumenthal]

@grahamformaine I bet it’s because you’re a Nazi. Just spitballing.

[SomewhereInMiddleAmerica @JonBlumenthal]

@simonateba @elonmusk No. I’m not envious of the success of others.

[SomewhereInMiddleAmerica @JonBlumenthal]

@grahamformaine Shouldn’t we be rooting for success, not hoping to end it?

[SomewhereInMiddleAmerica @JonBlumenthal]

@basedanball @DontFireSpags Not even 1/10th of those guys. (Although Dyson could do more than just run).

[SomewhereInMiddleAmerica @JonBlumenthal]

@DontFireSpags It’s amazing what an awful baserunner he is.

[SomewhereInMiddleAmerica @JonBlumenthal]

Has there ever been a worse space runner in the history of Major league baseball than Tyler Tolbert??