Jon Clements

Director of Development @crestadvisory Recovering journalist, views my own, RTs not always endorsements, tweets delete automatically after 60 days

[Jon Clements @JonClements77]

Also your automated PA voice has the tone and sincerity of the Hunger Games announcer. Do better, and stop blaming the border for your screw up

[Jon Clements @JonClements77]

@LeShuttle why are your announcements on the lanes waiting to board trains saying the 2 hr delay is because of new processing arrangements at the border? We were processed in usual time. Been waiting 45 mins since going through - problem is there’s no trains!!!

[Jon Clements @JonClements77]

@henrywinter Great piece. I remember the pub I was in, the school friends I was with (even though I haven’t seen them in many years since) and shudder at the thought of VAR existing.

[Crest Advisory @CrestAdvisory]

Crest Advisory’s research has been cited in the London Drugs Commission’s landmark report, the most comprehensive international study to date on cannabis use, its impact, and approach to policing.
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[Jon Clements @JonClements77]

@Se_Railway The doors didn’t close 30 seconds before departure - the train left at 11.58 and 30 seconds ! Read my message properly, drop the patronizing tone and answer my question: why did the driver *leave* (not close the doors) early ?

[Jon Clements @JonClements77]

@Se_Railway thanks a bunch - your 11:59 from St Johns to Eltham left 30 seconds early - why do your drivers do this ????

[Jon Clements @JonClements77]

@DannyShawNews @Keir_Starmer Indeed you did, and you were proven right!

[Crest Advisory @CrestAdvisory]

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[Jon Clements @JonClements77]

@CommunityFibre internet down in Se3 ??

[Jon Clements @JonClements77]

@Se_Railway what’s going on with trains from St Johns to Lewisham? First you say everything is delayed because of a broken down train earlier - now it’s a passenger taken ill? Sort it out .

[Jon Clements @JonClements77]

@LewishamCouncil why no recycling bin collection today on St Johns Vale ?

[Jon Clements @JonClements77]

@Se_Railway another day, another 7.43 from St Johns cancelled , two days running on top of delays on Tuesday - your service this week has been abysmal . What’s today’s excuse ??

[Jon Clements @JonClements77]

@RorySmith Some of their clubs *have* been wronged by Saturday - they just don’t know it yet. When Spurs sneak into Europe or even a CL place by 2 points, we’ll actually be over it (and probably sitting pretty in 3rd) - it will be other fanbases screaming blue murder.

[Jon Clements @JonClements77]

Couldn’t agree more. First time in years I’ve checked in on transfer window on this place and 😱 … the anger and misery apparently caused by “supporting” Liverpool… so much effort writing off the manager / players / owners / season… it’s diseased.

[Biggies Malls 2.0 @Biggies_MaIIs]

Rage and negativity do good numbers so expect an increase in repetitive vitriolic tweets that aim to attract the younger, more impressionable element of online football fanbases. We’ll see more and more ‘copy & paste’ aggregator accounts too, piggybacking impressions. Buckle up.