Jon Valdez

I hope the NSA thinks I'm funny

[Jon Valdez @JonEVee]

@clydetombaugh @allieandbean @ragazzi Look at that beautiful head of hair

[Andrew Siciliano @AndrewSiciliano]

Thom Yorke leads Rams to the playoffs.

[Jon Valdez @JonEVee]

@bleaghory More than $5?

[Jon Valdez @JonEVee]

Take note of all your friends bitching about the lockdown, that’s big snitch energy

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Now that President Trump is busy tweeting campaign messages, I would ask him to do this: Listen to the scientists. Support masks. Support mask mandates nationwide.

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

Breaking news: Jared Kushner seen entering the West Wing carrying a notepad and a dvd of Weekend at Bernie’s

[The A.V. Club @TheAVClub]

Former reality TV host tests positive for COVID-19
https://t.co/x3Eyu02fXl

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

trump has lied about mad things including his height, his weight and his yearly physical. why tf should anyone think he's being honest tonight?

[Jon Valdez @JonEVee]

Man, if I was @JoeBiden my response would’ve been WAY petty, it definitely would’ve started with “well, well, well...”

[Gene “Bean” Baxter 🇬🇧 @clydetombaugh]

👏👏👏👏👏👏

[Jon Valdez @JonEVee]

I feel bad for Matt Stone and Trey Parker, you know they’re frantically rewriting tomorrow’s @SouthPark premiere after that debate.

[Jon Valdez @JonEVee]

I love when people post memes that they found on another account and caption it with “do the research”, the irony is too funny.

[Jon Valdez @JonEVee]

This is one of those clips that you know will live forever, somewhere @KenBurns is already writing a voiceover

[Kevin Liptak @Kevinliptakcnn]

Trump at the court as crowd chants “vote him out” — it’s rare for this President to see his opposition this up-close and in-person

[Jon Valdez @JonEVee]

@mikegon @TheBoysTV You’ll know it when you see it

[Jon Valdez @JonEVee]

That last scene in the new episode of @TheBoysTV was wild, Klingons ain’t got shit on Supes

[Jon Valdez @JonEVee]

@thekevinryder @Dodgers Doing God’s work

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Let’s make a deal, Mr. President:

You release your college transcript, I’ll release mine, and we’ll see who was the better student.

Loser has to fund the Post Office.

[Jon Valdez @JonEVee]

Sad to hear about the passing of John Lewis, dude was a legit American Hero and a total bad ass. If MLK and Malcolm X were MJ and Pippin then John Lewis was Rodman, out there doing the dirty work so they could shine. Our country is a better place because of him.

[Jon Valdez @JonEVee]

@BigJimmy626 Well, get at it

[Jon Valdez @JonEVee]

All you people sleeping on the 7th season of #The100 are missing some Grade A sci-fi.