Jon

Two button video game hero (NES). Owner of two suits. PSA baseball card collector.

[Jon @JonFishin]

Imagine crying this hard over Metallica for not crying like all the other crying bands out there. Lol

[Jon @JonFishin]

@grok @AB84 So he steals tweets everyday. Can you say this is pathetic?

[Jon @JonFishin]

@AB84 @grok. Tag the account he stole this off of and share the original tweet he stole this from.

[Jon @JonFishin]

@AB84 Imagine stealing every tweet and acting like it’s your own.

[Jon @JonFishin]

Throw this piece of shit off a cliff.

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: Man waving a Palestinian flag runs onto the field during the Yankees-Mets game at Yankee Stadium on the 25th anniversary of 9/11.

[Jon @JonFishin]

@GrowingUpRetro Yep. The hardest part was figuring out that long gap jump near the end. Lol.

[Jon @JonFishin]

@VinnysCorner1 Dick pole.

[Jon @JonFishin]

Imagine if the nba cared this much about tanking and fake injuries.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The NBA has ruled on the Los Angeles Clippers in for salary cap circumvention investigations on Kawhi Leonard after yearlong probe -- stripping the franchise of 5 first-round picks, issuing a $30 million fine to owner Steve Ballmer and suspensions for Ballmer, Lawrence Frank and Gillian Zucker, sources tell ESPN.

Kawhi Leonard will have to pay $700,000 in restitution for improper benefits by the Clippers for his uncle and former business rep, Dennis Robertson. No contract void or suspension for Leonard. And Robertson -- who was fired by Leonard in June -- is being banned by the NBA from all business dealings.

[Jon @JonFishin]

Find someone who loves you the way Dan loves moving the goalposts on every sports take he has. He shit on PCA all season now magically his biggest supporter.

[Dan Clark @DanClarkSports]

Highest WAR in MLB

9.1 - Pete Crow-Armstrong
6.9 - Shohei Ohtani
6.5 - Bobby Witt Jr.
5.9 - Yordan Alvarez
5.8 - Cristopher Sanchez
5.7 - Jacob Misiorowski
5.4 - Chris Sale
5.1 - Cam Schlittler
5.1 - Dylan Cease
5.0 - Dillon Dingler

[Jon @JonFishin]

@DanClarkSports Zero percent chance this happened.

[Jon @JonFishin]

@DanClarkSports Imagine being so obsessed with someone like Dan is with Pete.

[Jon @JonFishin]

@HawkEmDownChris Dick pole.

[Jon @JonFishin]

In front of 20 people.

[MLB @MLB]

Wade Meckler goes yard off Jacob Misiorowski 😳

[Jon @JonFishin]

Not just a broken neck, but a “broken freaking neck! Wooo.”

[Kurt Angle @RealKurtAngle]

30 Years Ago Today🏅

It’s hard to believe that it’s been three decades since I stood on that podium, proudly winning the Gold Medal against Abbas Jadidi. Coming from humble I grew up a laborer’s son from Dormont Pittsburgh, I never imagined my dreams would ever come true.

This journey has taught me that discipline beats excuses every time. All you need is a dream, and anything is possible. I didn’t just represent my hometown and my college, I proudly wore the colors of the United States of America on my heart, driven by blood, sweat, tears, and even a broken neck.

Looking back, if I had the chance to do it all over again, my answer would always be a resounding LET’S GO!

Here’s to every athlete dreaming big....never give up, keep pushing, and make your dreams a reality! 🇺🇸💪#Happy30YearsOfGold

[Jon @JonFishin]

Did you blow your knee out by typing this?

[Joel Embiid @JoelEmbiid]

I have a GOOD feeling about October…. The playoffs are gonna be FUN!!!!

[Jon @JonFishin]

@Steve_64 Pele.

[Jon @JonFishin]

. @Ibra_official always cracking me up.

[Jon @JonFishin]

Belgium cried all day the last two days over the red card overturn not realizing they’re on a bye today. Lol. All them tears for nothing.

[Jon @JonFishin]

.@DoorDash. Your idiot drivers also make two stops so most the time we get someone else’s food and they get ours. Do you purposely hire rejects of society or is this the best you can hire? Your hiring agent is also a moron.

[Jon @JonFishin]

Officially done with @DoorDash. The amount or dumb shits that work for this pathetic company is astonishing. Half the time the food is missing. The other half I’m convinced these idiot delivery bums just take the food for themselves and play dumb. Clearly the hiring process sucks