Jon Kovel

Writer, Filmmaker, Proficient in MSPaint

[Jon Kovel @JonJayKovel]

Good to know.

[Jon Kovel @JonJayKovel]

@WBHomeEnt What happened with the Amazon preorder? It sounds like most people didn’t get theirs including myself (and I preordered the day it was announced).

[Jon Kovel @JonJayKovel]

@orshaircare It says it in small print towards the bottom. I’d suggest a new bottle design if you want to avoid a lawsuit down the road. Also, kind of shocked you weren’t curious what retailer was selling your product in the wrong section.

[Jon Kovel @JonJayKovel]

@orshaircare word of advice, add the words “hair” to the top of your Olive Oil Sheen Spray. Our local store is stocking your product in the Olive Oil (food) section and I almost poisoned my kids. Plus, it looks just like olive oil spray 🤦‍♀️

[Jon Kovel @JonJayKovel]

@Kelly_McKernan How did the lawyers approve this??!!!

[Shannon & Swift @shannonandswift]

We have been proud members of the WGA for 25 years. We have been able to have a long career in part because of residuals, which kept us afloat between jobs. We are on strike to help give newer writers the same chance. If you cannot picket, please RT if you want to show support!

[Jon Kovel @JonJayKovel]

@CA_DMV @shrinidhi_kulk Can someone from the DMV get back to me? I’ve been in their callback queue for over a month and no call back.

[Jon Kovel @JonJayKovel]

@adamfgoldberg Looking forward to it! Any update on your update on The Goonies?

[Variety @Variety]

Writer Adam Conover called out CNN's boss while on CNN: "David Zaslav, the CEO of Warner Bros. Discovery, the parent company of [CNN], was paid $250 million last year...That’s about the same as what 10,000 writers are asking him to pay us collectively." https://t.co/5B8G0TpkML

[Jon Kovel @JonJayKovel]

R.I.P. William Knight. I had the pleasure of working w/ Bill on several projects. Bill had the sense of humor of an adolescent boy & was always down for anything. You will be missed. Bill was also in the “I Think You Should Leave” Dan Flashes sketch. #IThinkYouShouldLeave

[Jon Kovel @JonJayKovel]

It’s a miracle! The face of Lou Reed appeared on our driveway after the rain. #LouReed

[Jon Kovel @JonJayKovel]

If you’re dealing with porch pirates this season, I know a great Africanized bee importer

[Jon Kovel @JonJayKovel]

I still think it's a missed opportunity that Meryl Streep has never teamed up with the NBA to create a video game called "Streep Hoops".

[Jon Kovel @JonJayKovel]

My hairline’s cameo in Jurassic World: Dominion #JurassicWorldDominion

[Jon Kovel @JonJayKovel]

Did The Boys season premiere just reveal the identity of the mystery super hero from the Doctor Strange 2 post credit scene??!!! #TheBoysTV #DoctorStrange

[Jon Kovel @JonJayKovel]

Does this mean we’re getting a “Hot Shots: Topper”???!!! #TopGun

[Jon Kovel @JonJayKovel]

#MayThe4thBeWithYou

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Since everyone’s sharing their headshots. Oh, what the hell... #oldheadshotday

[Jon Kovel @JonJayKovel]

I had a groovy time chatting about those medieval dead in “Army of Darkenss” with @justandyrossi and @realjackfarmer for The Evolution of Movies podcast.

https://t.co/EDlxVFCwPL

[Jon Kovel @JonJayKovel]

I’m still appalled that my children had to witness such immature and negligent behavior at last night’s Oscars. The Mitchells vs. The Machines should have won. #oscars #MitchellsVsMachines

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Now I have to explain to my 5 year-old why The Genie just decked Marty the Zebra #Oscars