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As if life wasn't disappointing enough, now there's me tweeting.

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Well looks like no need to wait - my @RelayForLife story is up on @TheMoth website. https://t.co/WvmvgPYsNc

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Looking forward to wearing a mask again, not just to piss off the magats, but honestly I've been neglecting my flossing

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If a tree falls on a comedian in the forest, and no one is around to put it on TikTok, does anyone laugh?

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Last night, doing a show at a movie theater in SF.
Guy wandered in to the wrong theater. Said "is this Oppenheimer?"
I said, "No, it's standup comedy. I hope I don't bomb THAT bad."

Thank you god of easy set up lines.

#Oppenheimer

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Never doubt that corporations will replace employees with machines, robots or AI whenever they are given a chance. Corporations love only money, never people.

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@datamattsson @allafarce No but I kinda like the music

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@stinaschriver Booking a new show and the first one went great! It almost makes me forget how much I hate running shows! Almost!

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@almightygod Red pandas

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Do people not get that a new version of something doesn't replace the old version? You can still watch white cartoon mermaid girl and also watch black live action mermaid girl. The other version isn't overwritten. There's just, you know, more. Like more mermaid. Yeesh.

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@alexfromoakland I'm so telling

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Everyone is sending me Cowardly Lion memes and yeah I see it #cowardlylion

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Of all the muppets to name a school after, Waldorf is a weird choice.

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When you see one of those lists of people who succeed late in life remember that they all have this one thing in common:

procrastination

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@ComedianBenRice Is the emptiness of this joke the vacuum nature abhors? Because it should be.

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I never had a teacher who believed in me and looking at where I am in life now, I'd have to say they nailed it.

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Wednesday!

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4/4 Then AI came for for for for the good times with ChatGPT and life was better without thinking right fellow kids? Let's do the party!

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1/4 First AI came for term papers and I did not speak out - Because I ain't no snitch

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3/4 Then AI came for television writers and I did not speak out - Because I was not watching Netflix

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In honor of the writers strike all comics must do nothing but crowd work #solidarity