Christina Schriver

Stand up comedian and very cool person. Find me on Threads @stinaschriver.

[Christina Schriver @stinaschriver]

WARNING: An entire thread that probably should have been a blog post. Unfortunately for you, I don’t have a blog.

[Christina Schriver @stinaschriver]

@AIzzo Thank you so much.

[Christina Schriver @stinaschriver]

The day I hoped would never come has. My sweet momma passed away peacefully early yesterday morning. Thank you all so much for laughing with & loving her the way you have. Please remember her anytime you see a beautiful sunset or hear Willie Nelson’s Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain.

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@eringraye Thanks, Erin. I miss her so much already.

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@sareth_ney Thank you, Sareth. ❤️

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@snapwrite Thank you so much, Claire. She was such an incredible woman and mom. I’m going to miss her forever. ❤️

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@fatstevebuscemi About time my calls got through.

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@Gammavino I’m glad you said hello! Hope you have a wonderful new week.

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It’s that time again, y’all… let’s hear your GOOD NEWS! Whatcha got, friends? Big, small, not-good-at-all—it’s time to celebrate and/or commiserate TOGETHER.

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14 years was a good run. Adieu, old friend. #GoodbyeTwitter

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@VictoriaAStacey That’s DEFINITELY good news!! Hope everyone enjoys the time together. 💖

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@Selaromjl My old stomping grounds! Hope you’re having a great time… it’s such a great city to visit. 🙌

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@energyturtle Awww… I’m sure it’s tough being away from them, but I hope you’re having the VERY best time! ENJOY! 💖

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@ccThatsIt AHHHHHHHH! You’re gonna CRUSH it! Go forth and be awesome! 🎉

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@chadopitz He must pose a danger to Rick Moranis.

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@akilahgreen That’s when I grab a photo of the pump screen. I’m not doing all that.

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@rodimusprime Heat stroke is what happens when you get roasted and burned.

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@TheNicole_C @MomofTeen 2 and a half 4 hour shifts as a Subway Sandwich Artist.

[Christina Schriver @stinaschriver]

@writer5230 @zillowgonewild I was thinking the same about Pokerface S1 E6.

[Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @TylerMahanCoe]

It still blows my mind that there are people who log on here and decide it’s a good idea to pick a word fight with Jason Isbell. You might as well go in the ocean and try to fight a shark.

[Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16]

Someone please report on the “ok but not great guitar player” to male comic pipeline.