jon “shake n’ bake” rask (alpha male)

husband to Wendy, Believer in Alcohol. Former member of the LGBTQ. Had all my retirement funds wiped by scratch offs and Bernie Madoff. RIP my sweet boy Willis

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@KyleMcCordMuse @TCTone Holy strawman

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@HogPatriot74795 @BarstoolKU James DeCremer is the best pitcher I’ve ever seen

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@MattSakR2NG Milan switching onto a two😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@JerryLe54099289 @JohnNaborsShow Womp womp Jerry. Love your last name though

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@jojayhawk @AlexGold @M_Vernon The bullpens can me moved to the outfield (even stack them in center field like Progressive field) and that’ll give them enough space to expand

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@M_Vernon Need a pod

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@jaccubparker @JohnNaborsShow Arkansas is a nobody school. Mediocre in baseball, basketball and football. Ass!

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@JamesNaismith69 Preparing myself for shaft on the TL

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@DLand91 Well that didn’t last long

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@OzzyMaverickX It’d be the first shower you’ve taken in months fatty

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@BaumStdium 1. Keep pearl clutching
2. It’s called waving the wheat we do it after every win

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@RazorMackDaddy @therandomsec Keep clutching pearls there daddy

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@jbdammitt @JohnNaborsShow Our little ballpark too intimidating?

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@Carters_Gold @Real_Big_Red Exactly. People are so over-reactionary about this event. They hosted WC games in Manaus. Fucking Manaus. We’re fine

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@larathehated @australianoptqs @Ragassa_Hash 1000%. My fiancée and I did exactly that. Ghent & Bruges are amazing. Wish we could’ve visited Antwerp as well

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@CoachSpears28 @JohnNaborsShow Tell me you’ve never stepped foot into the phog without telling me you’ve never stepped foot into the phog

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@AdmiralSabamoto If you’re a fan of racing you’ve got to hit at least one Sprint car race - doesn’t matter whether it’s High Limit or World of Outlaws, 410 sprint cars absolutely rip

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@Mid_NightCheese @MarcoFoster_ @jamestalarico @TeamTalaricoHQ Talarico is a wolf in sheep’s clothing

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@XansasXayhawkz @kristal1122 Cook

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@DLand91 It was raining not insignificantly in 1 & 2. Only weather left looks like pop ups at 3 and 5. Don’t want to burn a bunch of laps under yellow