Jonathan Right-Now

My bright is too slight to hold back all my dark. 50% of @TradingFours. ♡

[Jonathan Right-Now @JonRightNow]

The Food Manufacturing Guy is like “red skittles are 0% cherry. It’s 90% sugar and 10% red.” And everyone is like “WOW. new favorite account.”

[Jonathan Right-Now @JonRightNow]

Fundamentally dress codes are anti-black.

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also ALSO saying things for school dress codes like “no aggressive long nails” is the same as clubs saying “no sportswear” in that it’s anti-black.

[Jonathan Right-Now @JonRightNow]

Trying to figure out how to sneak into A1 cash & carry so I can buy the exact same cold foam they use at Tim Hortons.

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Why doesn’t his so-called curiosity ever extend to his own sexuality. Why isn’t it Bi-Curious George?

[miles @milesdotgov]

Why is it curious George is never curious about women’s rights movements? Or How to have conversations about race in today’s political climate?

[Ryan @rb17460]

@nawfghanANT I've got social skills that would make your head spin

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So close to deleting this app so I don’t need to read another god awful opinion on Obsession.

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-Has a downright dogshit take
-Turns off replies

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Today’s controversial take is that Allan Peters designs are boring and trite.

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@whinybunnny

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My controversial nobody-asked boomer take is: there are wayyy too many “incredibly talentless but perfect for social media” artists out there and it keeps getting worse.

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@motelabyss

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@vanhaley_yt Chanel SS2008 and Prada AW2019 and Gucci SS2020.

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I’m going to win that s15

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Seeing people smoking during Fashion Week is so embarrassing Jesus Christ.

[Jonathan Right-Now @JonRightNow]

Whenever I send an email with an attachment and then try to open the attachment myself and get hit with the “You should only open attachments from a trustworthy source.”

[Jonathan Right-Now @JonRightNow]

.@lorenbouchard hey I’ve got a burger of the day, please use it:

A wuther one heights the crust

Thank you.

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@kookendipity

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WHISKY (RELEASE ME) into ROBBERY is incredible.

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What’s your favourite song about bodies hitting the floor?