JonSno

Just trying to survive the timeline one banger tweet at a time. No think pieces, just pure vibes.

[JonSno @JonSno100]

@deathofdating It's simple really. She views her own income as her safety net, and the man’s income as the lifestyle budget.

[JonSno @JonSno100]

@NightSkyToday Even if a billion different versions of me are fighting for control, I am still the one who has to get up and pay the bills tomorrow. Nice try, quantum physics.

[JonSno @JonSno100]

@theMadridZone Mbappé simply just admitted that athlete psychology is simple: 'If we are dominating, the water break is an unnecessary interruption. If we are getting cooked, the water break is a genius move sent from heaven.'

[JonSno @JonSno100]

@DiscussingFilm And that is how it starts. The 'cute' little annoyances....

[JonSno @JonSno100]

@ferupity The whole gender didn't break your heart, you just kept ordering the exact same person in a different jacket.

[JonSno @JonSno100]

@shannonsharpeee 'Life without parole' means they will literally grow old, turn grey, and take their very last breath behind those exact same bars. Play stupid games, win the ultimate stupid prize.

[JonSno @JonSno100]

@andrewglynch this is the ultimate mark of loyalty. if they place that slightly sticky dinosaur on your arm, you are officially part of their inner circle for life.

[JonSno @JonSno100]

@Breaking911 And why was that civilian standing around in an active gunfight like he was on a movie set, when he should have been flat on his belly on the ground?

[JonSno @JonSno100]

@Anc_Aesthetics Everyone wants to pretend cops are emotionless terminators who don't feel fear. When the human body is flooded with that much terror, your tunnel vision kicks in, your hearing cuts out, and your brain misinterprets information.

[JonSno @JonSno100]

@Doinkadect It feels like the BBC, Eon Productions, and Downing Street all shared a single HR department this month and just decided to fire everyone at once. The country is basically running on temporary staff.

[JonSno @JonSno100]

@visegrad24 When a kid starts wearing a tail & barking like a wild animal, that is not a 'unique identity journey',it's a severe mental health crisis.
That anyone stood by & affirmed this instead of getting her into a psychiatric hospital is a tragic failure of common sense.

[JonSno @JonSno100]

@dom_lucre Imagine being the parent of a victim and having to watch the monster who hurt your kid sit in a comfortable cell for decades. This permanent solution is the only solution.

[JonSno @JonSno100]

You can’t rehabilitate a predator who targets children. The only way to guarantee they will never hurt another innocent soul is a permanent solution.

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨BREAKING Idaho will start executing convicted child r*pest by firing squad, in 9 days.

[JonSno @JonSno100]

@MattWallace888 A family is out there mourning a horrific loss from that bridge & this woman treats the crime scene like a theme park. Have we completely lost our humanity?!

[JonSno @JonSno100]

@MattWallace888 If the school wouldn't help her when she was getting bullied, they shouldn't expect her to shake their hands at graduation. Respect goes both ways, and they didn't show her any.

[JonSno @JonSno100]

@shannonsharpeee Who told him that asking 'But what about her?' was going to make the judge say, 'You know what, Isaiah? You're right. Let's give you 15 years too'? That's not how the law works, bro.

[JonSno @JonSno100]

@oceana_roll There’s a famous fan theory that Woody actually belonged to Andy’s dad first, which is why he’s such a prized family heirloom.

[JonSno @JonSno100]

@SaycheeseDGTL All that internet beefing and street clout chasing just for their final destination to be a small concrete cell where nobody cares about their views or likes anymore.

[JonSno @JonSno100]

@Polymarket Divorcing at 50plus means you aren't fighting over who gets the cheap IKEA couch anymore. Now you’re splitting the 401k, the pension, and the good lawnmower. It’s a luxury breakup.

[JonSno @JonSno100]

@FoxNews The policing community just lost a brother or sister today. While the public moves on to the next news cycle, a police precinct in Montreal is going to be quiet and heartbroken for months. Love and light.