jonny negative

Jon the Magic Guy... not only is the glass half empty, but I will smash it on a table and cut you with it.

[jonny negative @JonTMG]

I am the only magician endorsed by @SnoopDogg YOU DIG?
#magic #magician #jtmg

[jonny negative @JonTMG]

Thanks mate, now I’ve shat myself

[jonny negative @JonTMG]

@davechannel I missed my calling

[jonny negative @JonTMG]

#endgame #AvengersEndame

[jonny negative @JonTMG]

#magic #Magician #jtmg #lockdown

[jonny negative @JonTMG]

Exactly

[jonny negative @JonTMG]

@podtrashnetwork @NiceChadDahc @DannyFromLA12 @ElisaJordana @leahmrb @LeafKingKAF After he tried to contact my underaged daughter, the important people in my life have been forewarned about Danny.

[Raymond @raubrey]

Fold 'N Fly » Paper Airplane Folding Instructions. https://t.co/ZNvKYaVcMO

[jonny negative @JonTMG]

Set up is complete. Needs some more fish, but they are in lockdown too.

[U&Dave @davechannel]

Today is #ShakespearesBirthday so we've made a shakespearian insult generator (kind of) Use it to find your go to insult. You're welcome.

[jonny negative @JonTMG]

@xdanni1984x @Kowboi8 It’s worth it

[jonny negative @JonTMG]

@xdanni1984x @Kowboi8 Have a great day.
https://t.co/r8fMIsWnp1

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

People who drink their coffee black are more likely to be psychopaths.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Following Pluto’s demotion to a dwarf planet, the mnemonic ‘My Very Easy Method Just Speeds Up Naming Planets’ can be adapted to ‘My Very Easy Method Just Seems Useless Now'.

[jonny negative @JonTMG]

@RealBobMortimer

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

The Icelandic forestry service is encouraging people to hug trees while social distancing measures prevent them from hugging other people.

[jonny negative @JonTMG]

@HarryBallzak11 @JimBlackMax @gretch_147 @JustSmokey_147 @foo_egg Nice crack

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

The full story of the Hugo Boss saga is now on YouTube babe https://t.co/MnhnK6Xjcw

[jonny negative @JonTMG]

Let’s make this weird Easter weirder. #HappyEaster #HappyEaster2020