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[Jon @JonWi786]

@TheSons_1872 @MaedaMealOfThat So...you do want taps on the back? Nah lad, grew up around proper proud Scots in military, served with them when I grew up, if I told them 'well done for qualifying' they'd probably bottle me and rightly so 😂

[Jon @JonWi786]

@LauraRbnsn Again, to explain it to a non-brit....

It's literally a pub snack for lads, to throw down to soak up the drinks a little. It's not meant to blow your mind, the cheese will be from a 3 quid block from the supermarket 😭 It's a drinking culture thing, not a gourmet gastropub thing

[Jon @JonWi786]

@TheSons_1872 @MaedaMealOfThat As have Scotland? That's the point?

Honestly lad the vast majority of Scots aren't bothered and just give it back, you're really not meant to take it this much to heart

[Jon @JonWi786]

@TheSons_1872 @MaedaMealOfThat Not sure why you'd take it to heart. We'll call you shite and have a laugh when you narrowly beat Haiti, and you'll go collectively ballistic when we inevitably go out in the QF

It's meant to be a rivalry, you want us to have some sanitized crap like USA v Canada?

[Jon @JonWi786]

@TheSons_1872 @MaedaMealOfThat Because, as the original tweet showed, it can never just be that - has to immediately be about England

Can't have it both ways - either banter and take it back, or don't. Can't do both then get all upset that we....'didnt show significant understanding of how big this is' 😂

[Jon @JonWi786]

@_whydock @ItsAndyRyan @fandomfighter29 https://t.co/zyw8EMMQXD

Mad that Walmart sells all this and nobody buys it 😂

[Jon @JonWi786]

@fandomfighter29 @dogstuffie They also fair to understand what happens to mature cheddar when you try and melt it

Not every cheese was designed to be grilled in butter

[Jon @JonWi786]

@TheSons_1872 @MaedaMealOfThat Again....sorry but...what achievements?

You honestly want us to be condescending enough to clap you on the back for qualifying?

[Jon @JonWi786]

@yrssuf Gave too much credit to Americans to not be retarded enough to pay $1000+ for zero-jeopardy games

Our bad

[Jon @JonWi786]

@EasyVWarchild @LastBlairite Your most recognisable national food is the lowest quality offcuts of meat in a bread roll, what are you on about 😂

[Jon @JonWi786]

@shrike4113 @Porkchop_EXP @BylinkinMichael Unfortunately the majority did fam

But not really the point lad - point is that when the figurehead of your country goes out of his way to ostracize every nation, you can't be shocked when every nation grows to hate you.

[Jon @JonWi786]

@ke_w_ll @SebMilbank We're not even slightly the same about Germany, what are you on about 😂 99% of that is fairly good natured banter, we pretty much like the Germans

[Jon @JonWi786]

@mimikkiki @lordextaylor @SebMilbank 'There's literally nothing historical that should make Scots dislike England'

As an English person....errrrrr..😂

[Jon @JonWi786]

@MAN1K1N0 @ben_brumby @THFCSJP @SebMilbank Lol I didn't read this before replying - case closed 😂

[Jon @JonWi786]

@MAN1K1N0 @SebMilbank Your country borders northern English, who are generally some of the nicest people on earth

Pushing this gimmick because Londoners are cunts, when almost every big country hates their OWN obnoxious city rats

[Jon @JonWi786]

@shrike4113 @Porkchop_EXP @BylinkinMichael Should probably be more careful about the people you elect to represent you then tbf 🤷

[Jon @JonWi786]

@lannywarwick2 @therazorpill @DMUFC01 @kirstx3 >I'm an Americans

Yeah, checks out

[Jon @JonWi786]

@TheSons_1872 @MaedaMealOfThat We've gotten to 2 of the last Euros finals, would cup Semi not long ago, we're doing alright

And what do you want? Own team said you played tosh, were lucky to beat a team ranked 85th in the world with what appeared to be a roided midget in goal 😭

[Jon @JonWi786]

@GetRammed_69 @LoveCompTech *After we begged the French to save us

[Jon @JonWi786]

@brokehomieslim @Little_lee82 'Fair'

>Has spent literally all week getting triggered because he mistook people wanting FIFA's greed to fall flat on its face, only for the Americans to eat up the commercialism and be ripped off for fear of losing face