lassie 🦴

he/him 🐾

[lassie 🦴 @dogstuffie]

@SalteeL3mon @SkylerB97 they're arguing w me rn about the flavor profile of a raw ass onion and a block of cheddar, they're a deeply unserious people

[Wakandantechsupport @SkylerB97]

How bad is the food in the UK to where Golden Corral is a revelation?

[schizoaffectivejet ж 🪖🔻🚬 @schizaffectedjt]

this video has bought me to tears.

[𝔚𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔞𝔠𝔢 @_Sc4lene_W0lf]

This is like what they were inscribing on kirks bullets. It’s lowk beautiful in a way

[Des @dandysm0tt]

You can just say she looks pretty

[spungus² @pikminfiend72]

modern roblox kids will never understand how much of a status symbol the dominus used to be

[a weirdo @Fat_December]

Look at this fucking cat I saw today. He kept leaning out of his stroller to play with flowers

[┆ WOKE𝒽ℴ𝓊𝓈ℯ ♡ 1𝓍1 ┆ @3t3rnalS1lence]

@lukanatic “Hey! Zoophile here!”

[renn 🎪 ZOMBIE STAGE @lukanatic]

"Hey! Zoophile here!" HAS to be top 10 worst beginnings of a sentence of all time

[Augustus @The_MightyDerg]

this is what beastars feels like

[austin @twink_kj_apa]

the vet didnt explicitly call him fat today but she did whisper “15 pounds” in a disappointed tone when she handed him to me

[🌙 phel @phellyos]

I can't even focus on the actual point she is trying to make because she mixed up snail trail (pussy juice) with happy trail (hair on the belly)

[kamisatoswift @kamisatoswift]

sulfur and phosphorus being elements needed for life

[løøn @loonsunshine]

when i accidentally drink the culturally straight bi men smoothie but then switch to the culturally gay bi men smoothie

[GirlNextDoor @partycar7]

انا مع اي فريق يفوز لاني ما احب الكوره

[rowan ⚢ @elliepetalsz]

my lesbian aunt said i owe her 100 bucks for pride month cause she "paved the way" in our family