Jonlfc

I watch sport, play poker, and occasionally fumble around in After Effects.

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My new bat needs a name...any suggestions? 👀

[Jonlfc @Jon_LFC23]

@geordiejosh The sponsor cutoff is absolute perfection 😂

[Jonlfc @Jon_LFC23]

@AdamP1242 Wait I thought all Newcastle fans were born within 10m of SJP? Now all your fans online aren't real? Which is it boys, stick to one excuse at least 😂

[Jonlfc @Jon_LFC23]

@peterrigby1 @kirk_heslop @_Ashley_John_ @geordiejosh Lad you're confronting a geordie bricklayer with simple maths, good luck 😂

auf wiedersehen, pet 🤣

[Jonlfc @Jon_LFC23]

@Stevo6661 @NUFCEdge Yeah ok Steve, big player are ya? 😂

It's literally the laws of the game, there is quite literally a rule about when shirt pulling is a foul, and this does not meet it at all.

Was a ghost pulling his left leg too? Watch it again 🤣🫵

[Jonlfc @Jon_LFC23]

@jussa1007 @NUFCEdge Actually no - it's not. Read Law 12. You're welcome.

Amazes me how many people claim to watch football every week, and yet don't know the rules.

[Jonlfc @Jon_LFC23]

@Pugatron1000 @randyjjrj @NUFCEdge So salahs is a penalty then

This is clearly someone who has never played football in their life, shirt pulling happens all game every game to every player, if this is a pen then dont moan when you get a pen against you every 5 minutes

[Jonlfc @Jon_LFC23]

@MasterP40239069 @randyjjrj @NUFCEdge Shut up ya wet little fart, how does being 'pulled' backwards make you fall forwards, maybe you're built in a way that a wisp of wind blows you over but this is a professional athlete

Pathetic 😂

[Jonlfc @Jon_LFC23]

@tjf81 @f360uk @AntonioMango4 In fairness you're the one saying he's an 11 year old kid and still engaging

Spend a lot of time online talking to children tim?

[Jonlfc @Jon_LFC23]

@MiggyWorld @DaveyThomp13073 @NUFCgallowgate Have you changed the laws of physics where being pulled acts like a push? 😂

[Jonlfc @Jon_LFC23]

@LFCLaurie If we have all the goalkeepers in europe it'll be easier to score

[Jonlfc @Jon_LFC23]

@DaveOCarroll @LfcShaunjudge Tbf actual matchgoers hate their online fanbase more than anyone else

Got a mate who's an arsenal fan and writes for one of their biggest fansites, gets it in the neck every time because he doesn't go along with the (tourist led) online rhetoric you get from @Salibasexual02 etc

[Jonlfc @Jon_LFC23]

@Chris_Howie216 @ReeceCleary5 @HendrickD82 @LukeEdwardsTele Tbf he said your own team

But since you don't support your local, that doesn't apply

[Jonlfc @Jon_LFC23]

@CraigWynte13533 @SkySportsPL Yeah they forced him to say that didn't they 😂 Not their fault your new boy is publically saying how much he loves us past and present, dry your eyes ya wet little nonce

[Jonlfc @Jon_LFC23]

@Deli2_7 @jonnyplfc6 He's not even the greatest coach in his city, what is this 😂

We're still bedding in half a team, finding our feet, and we still should have buried you by HT when he has a team he's been at for what seems about 40 years

Precious little Spaniards

[Jonlfc @Jon_LFC23]

@LiamWathen @gunner13_x @NUFC @ChampionsLeague https://t.co/jpL0wzPaX7

Ah look, it's actually his real name - be a damn shame if the family and employers (if there are any) find out what you spend your free time saying, wouldn't it?

[Jonlfc @Jon_LFC23]

@LiamWathen @gunner13_x @NUFC @ChampionsLeague You just know the lot that feel the need to do that are built like Michael Cera and would piss their little panties if they were confronted with it when they're not safely behind a screen in their ma's spare bedroom

What a fuckin loser 😂🫵

[Jonlfc @Jon_LFC23]

@cowanscrack @Eddylegacylad @theawayfans Blocked because he started defending nonces, i'd get rid lad, this ones a diddler 😂

[Jonlfc @Jon_LFC23]

@cowanscrack @Eddylegacylad @theawayfans It's funny as fuck that after all this geodie blustering, they're below you in the league

And you didn't have to sell out to saudi to do it either...but hay, they had a shit tifo commissioned so W 🤣🤣🤣

[Jonlfc @Jon_LFC23]

@JWhinnets @cowanscrack @Eddylegacylad @theawayfans Stopped reading when you started defending nonces, which was about 3 words in

Protect your own, hard drive check needed, this one is defo a diddler