jon sweet meat puher

Wile you're down there can you tie my shoe?

[jon sweet meat puher @Jon_Lobby_puher]

@meaganforan Brianna just retweeted all my drunk tweets

[jon sweet meat puher @Jon_Lobby_puher]

Cheaky bastards. They're not that drunk

[jon sweet meat puher @Jon_Lobby_puher]

Nothing better than a little EDM before a good morning deer hunt

[jon sweet meat puher @Jon_Lobby_puher]

Kid next to me has yelled out an answer to every question the teacher asked. He's 0 and 9 now and needs to shut the fuck up

[jon sweet meat puher @Jon_Lobby_puher]

Nipples

[jon sweet meat puher @Jon_Lobby_puher]

Bout to bleach my butthole

[West Virginia Football @WVUfootball]

Kevin White is the only player in the country with more than 1,000 receiving yards. #HailWV

[jon sweet meat puher @Jon_Lobby_puher]

Where is everyone tailgating

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Rule #37 no excuses play like a champion

[jon sweet meat puher @Jon_Lobby_puher]

You sound like an Indian goat farmer and a german

[jon sweet meat puher @Jon_Lobby_puher]

@sp_baldwin how ya feeling nigga. Come to mutts to get fucked up

[jon sweet meat puher @Jon_Lobby_puher]

I'm donzo for the rest of the funzo

[jon sweet meat puher @Jon_Lobby_puher]

@_JohnnyFair_ ha that would be you not me

[jon sweet meat puher @Jon_Lobby_puher]

That dudes allergic to water. He might melt

[jon sweet meat puher @Jon_Lobby_puher]

Hey mcdonalds Give me some moose bacon and walleye @_JohnnyFair_

[jon sweet meat puher @Jon_Lobby_puher]

Dude it would be so cold it would be like drinking battery acid

[jon sweet meat puher @Jon_Lobby_puher]

Gun control means using two hands

[jon sweet meat puher @Jon_Lobby_puher]

My teacher just called herself a sig fig Natzi

[jon sweet meat puher @Jon_Lobby_puher]

I wish I prepared for this walk instead of those tequila shots

[jon sweet meat puher @Jon_Lobby_puher]

Happy 21st birthday you fucker. I know your gana hate life tomorrow lol. @DMisotti