Maryann Porter

[Maryann Porter @JonandMaryann]

@JimHHartsell I’m so so sorry.

[Mr PitBull Stories @MrPitbull07]

A mother removed all of her children from the “it’s a small world” boat at Disneyland Paris during a temporary ride malfunction, ignoring multiple instructions from Cast Members to remain seated.

Thoughts ?

[Maryann Porter @JonandMaryann]

@PaulTelfer @PaulTelfer I’ve never screamed wtf so many times at my tv 😀🙃😀🙃😀🙃😀🙃😀🙃

[Maryann Porter @JonandMaryann]

@BrandonGilles So very sorry 💔

[Ed Sheeran HQ @edsheeran]

Just wow.

Ed & @Eminem in Detroit 😱🤩

[Daily Sabah @DailySabah]

Ivana Trump, former US President Donald Trump's first wife, dies at age 73
https://t.co/OUBcp9alQN

[Maryann Porter @JonandMaryann]

@nordstromrack And making it impossible to do a return.

[Maryann Porter @JonandMaryann]

@Jill_E_G25 @nordstromrack They are making it impossible to do a return. Customer service is horrible!!!

[Maryann Porter @JonandMaryann]

@nordstromrack What has happened to Nordstrom Customer Service? I don’t live near a Nordstrom Rack but because you can’t get your act together I have to drive to one????

[Maryann Porter @JonandMaryann]

@nordstromrack Have been trying to do a return for over a week. You no longer show orders and your return site isn’t working. Did chat twice and then called. Was told “keep trying”. Was sent a link return label through email that only goes to your website.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

In retrospect, it was inevitable

[Chamath Palihapitiya @chamath]

In moments of uncertainty, when courage and strength are required, you find out who the true corporatist scumbags are.

[Chamath Palihapitiya @chamath]

I remember when I met the @RobinhoodApp founders when they were raising their Seed, Series A and Series B. I passed.

Why?

Optimize for integrity whenever possible because integrity compounds and assholes will fuck you.

#DeleteRobinhood

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This is unacceptable.

We now need to know more about @RobinhoodApp’s decision to block retail investors from purchasing stock while hedge funds are freely able to trade the stock as they see fit.

As a member of the Financial Services Cmte, I’d support a hearing if necessary.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

u can’t sell houses u don’t own
u can’t sell cars u don’t own
but
u *can* sell stock u don’t own!?
this is bs – shorting is a scam
legal only for vestigial reasons

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Here come the shorty apologists
Give them no respect
Get Shorty

[Ex-MayorMark @ExMayorMark]

Great and glorious visit by Mr. John Oliver. #Danbury https://t.co/fFonU56K4q

[Ex-MayorMark @ExMayorMark]

#JohnOliverMemorialSewerPlant https://t.co/ieHJiG0vQa

[Maryann Porter @JonandMaryann]

@ScottsdaleFire Thank you!

[Maryann Porter @JonandMaryann]

@KerastaseUSA Be aware of this company and false promotions. They are currently running a promo if you spend $85 you get a free home elixir. Ordered it & never received after numerous calls & emails. They are out of it &yet still running the promo. Awful