Jonas Iversen

Av den gode sorten #GGMU

[Tim Bolton @TimBolton1981]

Oh look. Man City getting another massive wedge of cash from the Middle East for a midfielder they didn’t want. At the same time as potentially spending over £300m on central midfielders in the same summer. Despite being under investigation.

Nothing to see here. Move on.

[Pilib De Brún (Phil Brown) @Malachians]

Alejandro Garnacho was an Argentinian international when he left Manchester United for 40m. 12 months later he is no longer an Argentinian international, he scored a total of 1 PL goal and yet he gets sold for a profit. How?

[Football Meets Data @fmeetsdata]

Norway's 🇳🇴 record vs Brazil 🇧🇷:

3️⃣ wins
2️⃣ draws
0️⃣ defeats

[MwepuMagic @MwepuMagic]

Alex Jimenez being told to train with the U18s whilst he’s suspended

[Al Foran @ImpressionistAL]

Most certain things in life:

- Death
- Taxes
- Diogo Dalot getting into goalscoring positions and blasting it over.

[Ste Howson @MrStephenHowson]

2nd, debt free, able to spend on whatever and whoever we wanted.

Now 8th. A billion in debt.
Not for a new stadium.
Not for new players.

Simply because the name on the letter head changed.

Banks enriched.
One family enriched.

A legacy ruined.

Should never have been legal.

[Ryan Haber @Itshaber]

So you've got:

James Trafford - Chose to come back to City over being a starter at Newcastle, for them to buy a world class GK 2 weeks later and him be benched

Wissa - Bought for £50m in the last year of his contract, for him to tear his ACL and likely not play this season at all. £50m literally down the drain.

Buonanotte - Mentioned how excited he was to play UCL football, initially left out of Chelsea's UCL squad.

Wirtz - 150m with 0 goals, 0 assists so far

Isak - Missed out on weeks of football, made the NUFC fan base hate him, possibly cost Sweden multiple games because he wasn't match fit for them

But yes, Benjamin Sesko is clearly the worst signing here. 2 goals in 4 starts in the PL so far, looking better every game, is clearly the worst signing here because *checks notes* he signed for Manchester United?

Shocking and lazy journalism.

[(fan) Zaid ✍🏼🇾🇪 @ZaidBalll]

🚨 Bruno Fernandes: “Everytime the manager or the physio tells me I need to rest or relax I say nah when I die I will have a lot of time to lay down and rest.”

[@footballontnt]

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Mission shithousery: Completed.

You have to rate the dedication.

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

Bruno Fernandes played 120 minutes, scored a goal, hit the crossbar nearly scoring one of the best goals ever seen at Old Trafford, led a comeback for the ages then stayed at sign autographs for fans more than two hours after the game had finished.

That's my Captain right there.

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

🚨🗣 - Ruben Amorim:

"If you see the goals of Mainoo and Maguire, the sound in the stadium is the best I've ever heard. The best sound in the world." ❤️

[Fin @AcademyScoop]

There will never be another sport like football.

There will never be another club like Manchester United.

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

"Londoners keep dying because Churchill refuses to make peace.

If he stopped asking for aid and stopped insulting Hitler, the bombs would stop falling."

— @elonmusk, 1940 (probably)

[. @utdcynical]

Odds on us selling all of our wingers for wingbacks and then Amorim gets sacked for a manager that wants to play with wingers again.

[Crate Digger @FPLCrateDigger]

The ‘How Not To Run a Football Club’ Mini League

[Mads Hansen @Mads_Hansen]

Vi som har klokket inn noen Premier League-timer i dag begynner å få ålreit oversikt over det HPV-viruset nå.