Jonathan Carling

Jonny of the House Carling, First of His Name, the Occasionally Sunburnt, King of the Mackems and the First Team, Fixer of Code, and Father of Leo 🦁

[Jonathan Carling @JonathanCarling]

Today I met a Terminator and got a little too excited. #NFCC #Terminator #KristannaLoken @Showmasters @LokenKristanna

[LukeValentine @LukeValentine27]

Just spent 20 minutes unplugging cables, resetting devices, praying to the gods and sacrificing a goat to fix the internet and it turns out sky is just down in general 🤣 #skybroadband

[Jonathan Carling @JonathanCarling]

Who was everyone's favourite Spice Girl back in the 90s? I'll start...

1. Sporty ⚽
2. Posh 💅
3. Baby 👶
4. Scary 👻
5. Ginger 🇬🇧

(Yes - I've always been a little bit unorthodox) 😅

#WednesdayThought

[Jonathan Carling @JonathanCarling]

The Last of Us - 10/10

Almost makes me wish I hadn't already played the game. Almost.

#TheLastOfUs #TLoU #tloufinale

[Jonathan Carling @JonathanCarling]

@loxdog @Gotwood25 'Tis better to have had a ticket and lost,
Than never to have had a ticket at all

[Jonathan Carling @JonathanCarling]

@Gotwood25 @loxdog

[Jonathan Carling @JonathanCarling]

The riff, the voice, the meaning 🖤

What an album 72 Seasons is promising to be.

Metallica: Screaming Suicide (Official Music Video) https://t.co/FiGGFcX007

#Metallica #ScreamingSuicide #72Seasons

[Jonathan Carling @JonathanCarling]

As video game to TV series adaptations go, @hbomax has absolutely nailed it.

What a first episode. 👏

#TheLastOfUs

[The Last of Us @TheLastofUsHBO]

Ellie’s journey begins now. The first episode of #TheLastOfUs is streaming now on @HBOMax.

[Jonathan Carling @JonathanCarling]

Hello, Twitter. It's been a while.

Seems not a lot has changed except I can now give £8 to a billionaire to be a real person. 💙

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Why on earth are we listening to James Corden?

[KING BLITZ @kingblitzmusic]

Eminem & Will Smith Kinda collaborated 🤣🤣🤣

Who made this?

[Jonathan Carling @JonathanCarling]

Incredibly talented & passionate musician, heart & soul of a rock band who influenced my passion for music & from all the tributes pouring in; a genuinely nice guy, loved by all he met. I feel grateful I got to see him play live many times throughout the years.

#RIPTaylorHawkins

[Jonathan Carling @JonathanCarling]

@SnD_Gamers1975

[Jermain Defoe OBE @IAmJermainDefoe]

Told you I’d be back, @SunderlandAFC 😉

[Jonathan Carling @JonathanCarling]

@chris_brown_488 @SOLELINKS I'll order two!

[Jonathan Carling @JonathanCarling]

@GhostInTheWire5 Alright, long time no speak. Yeah I'm good thanks, you? And of course, DM away...

[Jonathan Carling @JonathanCarling]

@KatBarlow Literally *the best* thing about going out is the takeaway afterwards. 🤣🍕👌

[Jonathan Carling @JonathanCarling]

♥️ #CR7

[Harry Kane @HKane]

Three lads who were brilliant all summer had the courage to step up & take a pen when the stakes were high. They deserve support & backing not the vile racist abuse they’ve had since last night. If you abuse anyone on social media you’re not an @England fan and we don’t want you.