LukeValentine

Always late but worth the wait. Follow for retweets of stuff I find funny. Thank u, next.

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

Someone said the UK heat is like the heat that comes out of the back of a bus & I’ve never heard a more accurate description

[phee @pheeyonce]

“missing in action, dead or vinny” oh nicola queen of one liners mitchell we love you!

[Dannyoh @dannyoh337]

If Angela Rayner had to resign over 40k undeclared, there’s no reason Nigel farage should still be an MP with £5M undeclared. Resign now.

[LukeValentine @LukeValentine27]

@O2AcademyBrix @BilmuriTweets @thornhillmelb I’m so excited to see Bilmuri but I am really worried about the heat in Brixton academy given the temperatures this week! Is it safe??

[🇬🇧King 🇬🇧 @King0243_PJC]

James O’Brien obliterated Nigel Farage live on air earlier today.

Farage: “I’m the most hated politician in the country”

James: “Not only an act of epic dishonesty, but it’s also an act of craven sycophancy.”

The victim card just got declined in the most brutal way possible.

This is radio gold. Farage’s entire “poor me” routine in flames.

This is so satisfying to watch 😂😂😂👇👇👇👇 #JamesOBrien #NigelFarage #LBC

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Nigel Farage is not the most attacked politician in the UK. He had a milkshake thrown at him.

Jo Cox and David Amess got murdered.

[Baroness Patricia of Plague Island @Patrici89225734]

Stand up Sally Nugent for a round of applause, the only journalist as far as I can see who has held Farage to account!
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[🇬🇧King 🇬🇧 @King0243_PJC]

Farage on #BBCBreakfast: “If Andy Burnham becomes PM we need a General Election, no mandate!”

Sally Nugent: “Do your MPs who defected from the Tories have a mandate?”

Watch the chancer’s face as his own logic gets rammed straight back down his throat. Pure gold.

This is the exact line every interviewer should use on him from now on.😂😂😂

RT if Sally Nugent deserves a medal 👇👇👇👇

[Mr Ethical 🚩 @nw_nicholas]

Farage made the mistake of breaking his cover and going on BBC. He just can't help himself. He won't do it again. #ChargeFarage

[Don McGowan @donmcgowan]

If you have a spare 3 mins and 45 secs today, watch this fantastic grilling by Sally Nugent on BBC Breakfast.

The very first time I've seen Farage questioned properly about his £5M bung, and it's fair to say, he totally fluffed it.

There are points when you can see Farage tremble and even accuse the BBC of putting him in danger. 🤦‍♂️

It was for security. It was for cars. Nobody cares. It's no one's business. He won't tell us. DANGER!

At one point, he let slip that the Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards may 'disagree' with him on the rules around donations.

He knows he's going to be found guilty on this one. He's in trouble, and his face gave it away gloriously.

Top hats off to Sally Nugent. Stellar work. 👏

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

Make every news story ten times more watchable by adding the Neighbours recap music from 2002

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

In a new video, Jo Frost, aka Supernanny, warns that some modern parents are hindering their kids’ independence by choosing short-term convenience over teaching basic life skills.

The Instagram post featuring the video is filled with comments from teachers agreeing with her that it’s a growing concern.

@Jo_Frost

[Felipe @FelipeColombari]

Essa música é a demonstração do porque Amy Lee é uma cantora gigante. Não se trata apenas de uma grande voz, ou de técnica, ou uma técnica absurda, é sobre vulnerabilidade e conexão. Quando ela canta, ilumina um estádio inteiro escuro.

[Liz ❤️🖤Evanescence🖤❤️ @elizanescence]

Sorry this song is pure sex to me lmao

[Prince @prince_ofpersia]

She lost it for a moment 🥹🥲💔
This is just too much I can't 😭 This woman pours her heart and soul into her songs and performances 🥹🫶
We love you so much @AmyLeeEV! Thanks for being so honest and genuine in your music. It’s helped me and so many others more than you know❤️

[Pau Brunet @BrunetPau]

No entiendo como “Romy & Michele” no ganó 3 Oscars, 2 Globos de Oro, el Peabody, el Nobel, el León de Oro y Eurovisión.

Arte.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A sequel for ‘ROMY AND MICHELE’ has begun filming.

Lisa Kudrow and Mira Sorvino will return to star.

[LukeValentine @LukeValentine27]

@jedo3600 The gameplay part looks to me like it could be from one of those timed flight levels where you have to fly through X amount of rings, torch chests, etc

[Combo King (SPYRO and RAYMAN HYPE!!) @ComboKingCK]

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘SPYRO: A REALM BEYOND’ has been announced.

Releasing in Spring 2027.