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Futurum certum non est.

[Jonathan Connor 📱➕🚘=❌ @JonathanConnor1]

I got in trouble at work recently.
I rang up saying I had a wee cough!
My boss said you have a wee cough?
I replied, that great, thanks, see you next week!…

[Jonathan Connor 📱➕🚘=❌ @JonathanConnor1]

Twelve years ago today, a dear friend of mine completed suicide. The sense of loss and grief is still there.

If things aren’t too good at the moment please, please, please reach out to someone.
The @samaritans can be contacted in the UK + Ireland on 116 123.

[Jonathan Connor 📱➕🚘=❌ @JonathanConnor1]

You know you need to get out more when you ask Chatgtp if Michael Jackson and John Denver sang about the same Annie. No, they didn’t if you were wondering!

[Eylon Levy @EylonALevy]

Pretty sick of the countries that are boycotting Eurovision because the Jews are competing. Before you say “don’t conflate!”, these are countries that expelled their Jews (Spain), or refused to welcome Holocaust refugees (Ireland), or where most Jews were genocided (Netherlands). Europe liquidated its Jewish population in living memory and the survivors built new lives in Israel. Now these entitled, hateful broadcasters are boycotting the show in solidarity with the territorist armies that tried to kill those survivors. It’s so fucked up.

[Jonathan Connor 📱➕🚘=❌ @JonathanConnor1]

Back in the early 70s, Britain went decimal yet people still refer to someone as not a full shilling.

[Jonathan Connor 📱➕🚘=❌ @JonathanConnor1]

I don’t think much of #Cincodemayo

[Jonathan Connor 📱➕🚘=❌ @JonathanConnor1]

Why was Jules Verne considered a good author?
Writing around the world in eighty days is a long line to write three words!…

[Jonathan Connor 📱➕🚘=❌ @JonathanConnor1]

If M C Hammer wrote a biography, would there be a braille edition?

[Jonathan Connor 📱➕🚘=❌ @JonathanConnor1]

@XFilesAesthetic Scully: Mulder, I think it’s bile?
Mulder: How do I get it off without exposing my cool exterior!

[Jonathan Connor 📱➕🚘=❌ @JonathanConnor1]

Glad to hear that my home town of #Oldham is the Greater Manchester town of culture 2026/27.

[Jonathan Connor 📱➕🚘=❌ @JonathanConnor1]

That awkward moment you realise that the Americans rebelled against Mad King George just to come full circle 250 years later!…

[Jonathan Connor 📱➕🚘=❌ @JonathanConnor1]

There isn’t any truth in the rumour that the word innuendo comes from the Italian for suppository!…

[Jonathan Connor 📱➕🚘=❌ @JonathanConnor1]

@XFilesAesthetic I’ve still got that poster.

[Jonathan Connor 📱➕🚘=❌ @JonathanConnor1]

Bonne journée internationale de la langue française !

[Jonathan Connor 📱➕🚘=❌ @JonathanConnor1]

https://t.co/LUaRRs3uG5

[Jonathan Connor 📱➕🚘=❌ @JonathanConnor1]

@RealCounties I’ve lived in Rochdale and Oldham all my life and see myself as a Lancastrian.

[Jonathan Connor 📱➕🚘=❌ @JonathanConnor1]

On international On International women’s day, I wish to honour our late Queen Elizabeth II. She excelled and exceeded in her role as Sovereign, equalled by few. #InternationalWomensDay

[Jonathan Connor 📱➕🚘=❌ @JonathanConnor1]

This recipe said to get 5 potatoes, cubed. I think 125 potatoes is a bit excessive!…

[Jonathan Connor 📱➕🚘=❌ @JonathanConnor1]

@AndMulder 🇬🇧

[Jonathan Connor 📱➕🚘=❌ @JonathanConnor1]

It’s been revealed that Andrew Mountbattenberg cake Windsor castle or whatever he is called nickname by protection officers was C**t.
I think this is bizarre as c**ts have depth and warmth