Jonathan Hooks

Dad, Lawyer, and other things

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@BradMendheim Thank you for speaking and visiting with us, Judge!

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@JimmyAkin3000 Same!

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@ItsMattsLaw Appellate and catastrophic PI defense, Alabama, Tennessee, & Florida.

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@up_kinch

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@DarrenMcLean_uk @1000yearhouse Some of us Alabamians are followers. Yes, come see us!

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@JudgeMinor Congrats!

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@MagnumIP Airline to everyone else who booked with their new [airline] credit card: “Welcome to Bougie-Plushville.”

Airline to me, having earned all my miles on their airplane: “So, if you walk past the galley, you’ll find an emergency ladder to the cargo holding area.”

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@YorgoCS I get it. Still waiting on the grade. Your secret is safe with me.

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@YorgoCS Just don’t take Habeas at all.

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@BeckTaylor

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Glad @YorgoCS remembered today was National Last Sunday for Seersucker.

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@PicturesFoIder

[Jeremy Wayne Tate @JeremyTate41]

Modern man is in a terrible predicament. He is helplessly enamored with the beauty of what the old world built, yet despises the beliefs that inspired them to build it.

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Grand takeaway: I could totally be the king in a ballet like this. No dancing needed. Cantankerous attitude ok. Must only sit to the side of the stage wearing a crown. Goals.

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At a ballet.

Oh no! A villain!

30 seconds later: Crisis averted! Good guys dancing with villain.

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Hero and fair maiden connected, the hero … escorts fair maiden off the stage …. to return to the stage by himself and … leap. A lot.