@MagnumIP Airline to everyone else who booked with their new [airline] credit card: “Welcome to Bougie-Plushville.”
Airline to me, having earned all my miles on their airplane: “So, if you walk past the galley, you’ll find an emergency ladder to the cargo holding area.”
Modern man is in a terrible predicament. He is helplessly enamored with the beauty of what the old world built, yet despises the beliefs that inspired them to build it.
Grand takeaway: I could totally be the king in a ballet like this. No dancing needed. Cantankerous attitude ok. Must only sit to the side of the stage wearing a crown. Goals.