Jonathan Proud

Retired from real life, now conservation volunteering and watching badgers.

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"We go for all humanity," astronaut Reid Wiseman said as they launched. The Artemis programme is costing $90 billion. To rebuld Gaza would cost $70 billion. So four people are going round the moon.

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@SagaUK Trying to view/amend a car insurance quote: "An unhandled error has occurred: can't access property "policyPeriodStatus_Ext", e.baseData is undefined"
Please fix the original error and the error in the error handling.

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@BBCSpringwatch Eider ducks!

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@TUIKU1s scam

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@TUIUK Have you stopped flights from East Midlands to Santorini this year? Can't find any flights until 2026 on your website.

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@domdyer70 @LeagueACS @ProtectTheWild_ @HuntSabs and where have all our reptiles gone?
https://t.co/vuhHCmp4iD

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@Ultrafrog17 Maybe he's been 'short' share dealing, just a thought.

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@BBCSpringwatch Badgers take their time (this went on for 15 minutes)...

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@BBCSpringwatch Last year I saw a badger chasing a fox away from the sett. This year the tables are turned and it’s the fox that’s harassing the badgers. The motivation seems to be the same – protecting cubs. It’s a bit of a cheek though – who’s sett is it anyway?

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@Number10cat We could just pop them on the ferry back to France - that's a safe country. But I suppose that's too obvious.

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@Number10cat Have you been removing rats from the sinking cabinet?

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@domdyer70 They all pose a threat to people and animals. Every owner thinks their dog is safe, until it kills someone.

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@8outof10bats Dead Man's Fingers in a Derbyshire woodland #8OutOf10Bats

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@michaelastracha @channel5_tv I know the water companies have a lot to answer for, but whoever is flushing all this stuff down the toilet needs to stop. Where's the campaign and the legislation to get it stopped?

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@ChrisGPackham @MeganMcCubbin Wish I could be there, but Beeching closed the local railway line, the buses to Derby don't connect with the trains and the trains are probably on strike anyway.

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@WildlifeMag Interesting. I saw this on a Lobed Argiope web in Greece.

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Spring in a Derbyshire woodland... @DerbysWildlife @BBCSpringwatch #Springwatch

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I live 15 miles from a Barclays branch. I can pay a cheque in at the Post Office down the road, but it has to be in a special envelope that I can only get at the bank! You couldn’t make it up. Oh wait, someone did. Maybe provide the envelopes in the Post Office @BarclaysUK ??

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@Number10cat It's raining cats and dogs

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18 months ago I bought a house with a shitlawn. Here's what it looks like now... @Shitlawns