Jonathan Paton

Former state Senator. Army Officer. Lifelong Arizonan

[Benjamin Domenech @bdomenech]

In MAHA family households every guy has to have that area of your storage closet where you keep all the detergents soaps and grime cleaners that actually work because they aren't organic crap made out of flowers and herbs like we're a bunch of fucking pilgrims.

[Jonathan Paton @JonathanPaton]

The very worst news. It's a cliche but this feels like the end of an era.

[Jonathan Paton @JonathanPaton]

Jon Kyl, influential conservative and veteran senator from Arizona, dead at 84 https://t.co/usqPLXJrSY via @azcentral

[Emily Zanotti 🦝 @emzanotti]

If you have a little boy (or a big one), I regret to inform you that this exists. https://t.co/yMKIB6ZTXp

[Dan McLaughlin @baseballcrank]

The Left is a standing army that's always on duty. The Right relies on citizen-militia who have homes, families, jobs. Hence why we can't afford to agree to play their game on their terms.

[Chris Vannini @ChrisVannini]

Within a week we've had a major jewel heist, a mafia-involved poker ring and sports gambling corruption. We're living in the 1920s.

[British Embassy Washington @UKinUSA]

🇺🇸 Enjoy your big day!

Honestly...

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

"What is one 'spy trick' you would teach everyone that they can use to improve their life instantly?"

[Katie Ratlief @KatieRatliefAZ]

The next time someone assures you that East coast papers can fairly and accurately cover western issues, remind them that the @washingtonpost does not know the difference between Arizona and New Mexico.

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

52 years ago today, School House Rock made its debut on ABC.

Have you ever wondered who the voice was behind your favorite School House Rock songs?

Meet Jack Sheldon performing a live rendition of Conjunction Junction.

[Bill Ackman @BillAckman]

How Israel's Mossad tricked Hezbollah into buying explosive pagers | 60 Minutes - CBS News

Definitely worth13 minutes of your time. https://t.co/mv0DVr4N0x

[Jonathan Paton @JonathanPaton]

When I first read this case I was outraged. Now I am all over again.

[New York Post @nypost]

Biden slammed for commuting sentence of notorious ‘Kids-for-Cash’ judge convicted of imprisoning juveniles for $2.1M kickbacks https://t.co/7HpgWL2Ozu

[The AZ - abc15 - Data Guru @Garrett_Archer]

The change in the price of eggs during the first 48 months of each president's term starting from Clinton.

It really helps put the election results in perspective.

[Jonathan Paton @JonathanPaton]

It wasn’t until I went on X that I realized just how many mentally ill people there are in the world.

[Jonathan Paton @JonathanPaton]

@ShawnnaLMBolick I’m so proud of both of you!

[Ryne ₿olick @RyneBolick]

Bolicks win 🏆