Jonathan Tillson

Stand Up Comic / Writer / Host of @explainingshow

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“Plus Size” starring @fuckcityusa

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A guy just yelled “hey homo, nice umbrella”

How ignorant

It’s called a parasol 💅

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Such a fine line between looksmaxxing and a right wing guy wearing makeup

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I’m not sure I need a family

I already have a really nice home screen

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I need a kid

I get lonely at the race track

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Shia LeBeouf is the Johnny Manziel of Jesse Eisenbergs

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If it wasn’t for podcasts I’d never smile alone in public

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@ybtone Oh I’m not part of fight club….Not yet

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When will fight club apologize for teaching a generation of morons how to think?

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Say what you want about a mustache, but it sure takes a dirtbag to the next level

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If a man says god bless you to someone wearing noise canceling headphones, did I even feel like an idiot

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Who has more practice supporting men with a questionable past?

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@ybtone Wow. It’s an honor my brother.

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Being realistic is knowing when your head is too old/fat for the cool new haircut

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@ybtone Fart McGart, do I know you?

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Clothing sites aren’t too far behind porn for pop up supremacy

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I like the term looksmaxxing

I was getting sick of telling people I’m Republican AND a metrosexual

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“Yeah I said I love you but it was the first warm day in 6 months so let’s see if it’s real”

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How do I describe my child support payments?

Outstanding

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I’m not Italian although I have worn a leather jacket in the woods

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Guys, Ray Winstone is evil Brendan Gleason right?