Votela

animal-lover, captivated by comedy, and politically-obsessed from age 14

[Votela @donnanado]

Of course.

[Covie @covie_93]

The man who took out full page ads demanding the death penalty for five Black and Latino teenagers falsely accused of rape is out here worried that the seven majority white Cornell frat boys accused of rape "won't get a fair shake".

[Votela @donnanado]

😆😆😆

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Schmitt: Did you or did you not, in fact, jump over a candle stick?

Jack Smith: You're thinking of Jack B. Nimble

[Covie @covie_93]

How eric schmitt really manage to be the dumbest person on a committee that has darlene graham???

[RP @RPinthehousenow]

@kylegriffin1 We can’t assume we’ll win. Voter turnout is essential.

[B mac @mcpherson_k]

Absolutely the best comment about Eric Schmitt today:

"He pulled a grenade and threw the pin."

[The Shallow State @OurShallowState]

Speaking as a behaviorist, I can say that there are so many things wrong with Pete Hegseth, I couldn't begin to list them all.

[Joyce Alene @JoyceWhiteVance]

This guy really needs to go. My top candidate for impeachment.

[Votela @donnanado]

Amazing coincidence.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

I’m tired. That’s like 30 years in a row now. Weird.

[Votela @donnanado]

😂😂😂

[Covie @covie_93]

BREAKING: Google and Apple maps to rename United States as 'Unites States'

[Votela @donnanado]

🎯

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

I for one think it’s bad that the president can just say crazy stuff all day every day and 99% of it doesn’t make the news because we’ve normalized having an insane president

[Alan Felyk @AlanFelyk]

I just got this message from Uber Eats:

"Keep your phone nearby in case JESUS needs to reach you."

Trust me—you have my full attention.

[Employee Tears @EmployeeTears]

I can’t call someone a dumb fuck at work, so instead I say, “walk me through your thought process”

[Tom Celica™ @thetomcelica]

Thanks to Trump, the only way I can tell the difference between America and Communist China is that at least China has high speed rail

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

If you ever see my ass standing like this, unplug me and plug me back in.

[Votela @donnanado]

Perseverance, thy name is Dog.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

36 minutes before the hearing started.

[Molly Jong-Fast @MollyJongFast]

I was told things couldn’t get stupider, but obviously that wasn’t true

[cow @cowincrisis]

hey does anyone know any tips for getting across these things? lmk