Johnny Utah

Just a former-football-player-turned-lawyer from Ohio who gets paid to surf by the FBI.

[Johnny Utah @JonathanUtah]

Shout out to @cliffbeachmusic absolutely tearing up the airwaves again on @885fmsocal rn. Best SHOW on the RADIO! #FiftyYearStorm

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@kookoftheday

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#scnumber1 wongs double play all the way

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@RepBarbaraLee @KenCalvert don't be #ChickenFuckers. Support America's poultry farmers. Cc @LastWeekTonight

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@TWC Booooooooooooooo! Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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@DanJGlickman of course he can swim, see: http://t.co/UUdypxGqIV

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@Thomasravenel Given that choice, I'll take the Raven Elf. Nobody likes the Senate.

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@danieltosh how about I bring your mom. She'll be spending the night at my place that week anyway.

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That would be, A WASTE OF TIME.

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@EvelynTaft when was the last time the water was this warm in May? The Ocean feels like Labor Day, not Memorial Day. #notcomplaining

[Johnny Utah @JonathanUtah]

Fear causes hesitation, and hesitation will cause your worst fears to come true.

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@realjillkelly had all my christmas presents (for others) stolen out of my bag there on Xmas eve.

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@ochocinco Mrs Utah and I are headed to Miami tonight from LA. Any suggestions for entertainment? Only got 1 night, want to make it count.

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Live | Volcom Fiji Pro 2012 http://t.co/omVrDnEp

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#volcomfijipro when is one of these dudes going to pull out a proper rhino chaser?

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@drewhouston sorry to take to the twitterverse, but I have been waiting for a reply from dropbox support for almost a week. HELP, please!

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@Chasing_Kings little hand says its time to rock and roll

[Johnny Utah @JonathanUtah]

I got my knee folded back about 90 degrees the wrong way. Two years of surgery. Missed my window. Went to law school instead.

[Johnny Utah @JonathanUtah]

You know nothing. In fact, you know less than nothing. If you knew that you knew nothing, then that would be something, but you don't.

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You're about to jump out a perfectly good airplane Jonny, how do you feel about that?